Alt Ordo Malleus
@nikkicecily.bsky.social
She/Her. Commie. Ranger. C’s/LAD/Pats. 40k-pilled (Ultramarines). indie music, Scandi metal, sundresses, videogames, AEW, mental heath. Inveterate lesbian flirt.
Pinned
I’m going to get started on here by trying to be positive and open and helpful to others, as well as introduce myself, and I think a good way to do this will be to talk about mental illness and the coping mechanisms I use! This will be a thread I hope to keep adding to #mentalhealth #positivity
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Do you know who was unelectable? Kamala Harris. You don't shed 6 million voters from your predecessor and boss otherwise.
Not electable alternatives. Genuinely sad that isn’t the case. Doesn’t matter.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Do you know who was unelectable? Kamala Harris. You don't shed 6 million voters from your predecessor and boss otherwise.
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#AEW #WrestleSky Help DOOM out please... I'm just £120 away from my target.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
#AEW #WrestleSky Help DOOM out please... I'm just £120 away from my target.
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My brain is mush, so no clever dinosaur introduction.
Chilesaurus. It lived during the Late Jurassic in what is now Chile.
It’s a weird one. Paleontologist call it an evolutionary jigsaw puzzle.
While most consider it to be a theropod, a minority think it could have been an Ornithischian.
👇👇
Chilesaurus. It lived during the Late Jurassic in what is now Chile.
It’s a weird one. Paleontologist call it an evolutionary jigsaw puzzle.
While most consider it to be a theropod, a minority think it could have been an Ornithischian.
👇👇
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My brain is mush, so no clever dinosaur introduction.
Chilesaurus. It lived during the Late Jurassic in what is now Chile.
It’s a weird one. Paleontologist call it an evolutionary jigsaw puzzle.
While most consider it to be a theropod, a minority think it could have been an Ornithischian.
👇👇
Chilesaurus. It lived during the Late Jurassic in what is now Chile.
It’s a weird one. Paleontologist call it an evolutionary jigsaw puzzle.
While most consider it to be a theropod, a minority think it could have been an Ornithischian.
👇👇
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
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I think the most charming thing about Warhammer 40k is, at its heart, the lore feels like two five-year-olds constantly trying to one-up one another.
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I think the most charming thing about Warhammer 40k is, at its heart, the lore feels like two five-year-olds constantly trying to one-up one another.
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
Purely factual
Hot take:
John Cena is a better actor than Dwayne Johnson.
Dave Bautista is a much better actor than both.
John Cena is a better actor than Dwayne Johnson.
Dave Bautista is a much better actor than both.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Purely factual
Someone with photoshop skills please put Lenin’s face on Pinhead from Hellraiser for the good of the revolution
some leftists take skincare too far
The US is becoming an authoritarian state and your concerned about the skincare routine of two podcasts hosts? This is not a commentary about you, but I do think some leftists take skincare too far. To be clear, I'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization, but not to the point of glistening.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Someone with photoshop skills please put Lenin’s face on Pinhead from Hellraiser for the good of the revolution
Just saw a covfefe joke in the wild in November, 2025
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just saw a covfefe joke in the wild in November, 2025
I’m watching my beloved Kyle O’Reily defend his PWG Championship against a pre-bald Richochet and this is my happy place
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m watching my beloved Kyle O’Reily defend his PWG Championship against a pre-bald Richochet and this is my happy place
When randos show up in my mentions, I amuse myself by asking them clear, simple, neutrally-phrased questions to get them to tell me why they’re there and chat, it has literally never NOT gotten weird
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When randos show up in my mentions, I amuse myself by asking them clear, simple, neutrally-phrased questions to get them to tell me why they’re there and chat, it has literally never NOT gotten weird
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Nothing in the history of the great sport of professional wrestling has made me laugh more than the idea of Chuck Taylor’s potential alternate name, “No Gimmicks Needed” Steve The Samurai.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nothing in the history of the great sport of professional wrestling has made me laugh more than the idea of Chuck Taylor’s potential alternate name, “No Gimmicks Needed” Steve The Samurai.
Jesus Christ Chris Hero in 2012 was a god-tier wrestler
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Jesus Christ Chris Hero in 2012 was a god-tier wrestler
PWG: where the announcers viciously roast the wrestlers instead of putting them over
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
PWG: where the announcers viciously roast the wrestlers instead of putting them over
I JUST SAW A LIB SAY THE 2024 ELECTION WAS STOLEN, EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT
If enough people join my game we’ll all die of alcohol poisoning and be free of this fallen world
If enough people join my game we’ll all die of alcohol poisoning and be free of this fallen world
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I JUST SAW A LIB SAY THE 2024 ELECTION WAS STOLEN, EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT
If enough people join my game we’ll all die of alcohol poisoning and be free of this fallen world
If enough people join my game we’ll all die of alcohol poisoning and be free of this fallen world
Oh my god I forgot how good peak PWG announcing was I’m fucking dying laughing. This shitty little ballroom in LA is the holiest place in the history of pro wrestling
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh my god I forgot how good peak PWG announcing was I’m fucking dying laughing. This shitty little ballroom in LA is the holiest place in the history of pro wrestling
LOOK WE NEED TO STOP EVERYTHING UNTIL WE DECIDE ON HOW WE’RE GOING TO DIFFERENTIATE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN AND MAGIC THE GATHERING I NEED TO KNOW WHICH AWFUL THING I HATE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
LOOK WE NEED TO STOP EVERYTHING UNTIL WE DECIDE ON HOW WE’RE GOING TO DIFFERENTIATE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN AND MAGIC THE GATHERING I NEED TO KNOW WHICH AWFUL THING I HATE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT
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i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
If for one single second your position on Marjorie Taylor Green has softened past “in the first-day queue for going up against the wall” you are a credulous moron and don’t deserve to live
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If for one single second your position on Marjorie Taylor Green has softened past “in the first-day queue for going up against the wall” you are a credulous moron and don’t deserve to live
It’s weird to be caught up on #AEW finally. As a palate cleanser for the soul-harrowing experience that was Blood and Guts, I’m going to mainline pure joy by watching peak PWG
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s weird to be caught up on #AEW finally. As a palate cleanser for the soul-harrowing experience that was Blood and Guts, I’m going to mainline pure joy by watching peak PWG
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This place truly has become a Twitter replacement in that every morning I wake up and learn from it that the most hated government of my lifetime has proposed a new abomination
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
This place truly has become a Twitter replacement in that every morning I wake up and learn from it that the most hated government of my lifetime has proposed a new abomination
My gender has never been so validated
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My gender has never been so validated
CHAT I AM A REAL WOMAN NOW. I EXPECT A VISIT FROM THE UTERUS FAIRY TONIGHT
EXCITING NEWS, CHAT!!! A GUY JUST MANSPLAINED THE AFGHANISTAN WAR TO ME!!! To ME. Do you remember your 20s? College? Drugs, sex, mistakes, shitty jobs, STDs, embarrassing politics? Hella drinks? I DON’T! Because I spent the entirety of mine hunting high-value targets in… AFGHANISTAN. Men? FEEL BAD.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
CHAT I AM A REAL WOMAN NOW. I EXPECT A VISIT FROM THE UTERUS FAIRY TONIGHT
EXCITING NEWS, CHAT!!! A GUY JUST MANSPLAINED THE AFGHANISTAN WAR TO ME!!! To ME. Do you remember your 20s? College? Drugs, sex, mistakes, shitty jobs, STDs, embarrassing politics? Hella drinks? I DON’T! Because I spent the entirety of mine hunting high-value targets in… AFGHANISTAN. Men? FEEL BAD.
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
EXCITING NEWS, CHAT!!! A GUY JUST MANSPLAINED THE AFGHANISTAN WAR TO ME!!! To ME. Do you remember your 20s? College? Drugs, sex, mistakes, shitty jobs, STDs, embarrassing politics? Hella drinks? I DON’T! Because I spent the entirety of mine hunting high-value targets in… AFGHANISTAN. Men? FEEL BAD.
So I expected a by-the-numbers Lesser Kyle semi-squash from Fletcher vs. Ace Austin and wow you guys that match FUCKED. It was SO GOOD. Ace was so dynamic and innovative and smart that he had Kyle in a daze the whole time, shocked at losing. Kyle’s power won, but ACE AUSTIN IS ALL ELITE #AEW I STAN
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So I expected a by-the-numbers Lesser Kyle semi-squash from Fletcher vs. Ace Austin and wow you guys that match FUCKED. It was SO GOOD. Ace was so dynamic and innovative and smart that he had Kyle in a daze the whole time, shocked at losing. Kyle’s power won, but ACE AUSTIN IS ALL ELITE #AEW I STAN