Nick Xylas
@nickxylas.bsky.social
It's pronounced like in xylophone.
I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that my name is not Prince, and that I am not in fact funky.
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that my name is not Prince, and that I am not in fact funky.
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It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
www.kickstarter.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Show us the last four albums you listened to
October 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Show us the last four albums you listened to
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All these Tory MPs switching to Reform.
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
All these Tory MPs switching to Reform.
Holy shit, this is brutal: youtu.be/59vxT0jZV_E?...
you don’t have to mourn him (original song)
YouTube video by hannahlovestiramisu
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September 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Holy shit, this is brutal: youtu.be/59vxT0jZV_E?...
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Increasingly feel that this image may come to define Starmer's premiership. Charitably, it is just an Englishman's courteous instinct to assist, but the man is a politician; why the fuck did he not just click his fingers in the direction of an (American) aide and let them grovel...?
September 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Increasingly feel that this image may come to define Starmer's premiership. Charitably, it is just an Englishman's courteous instinct to assist, but the man is a politician; why the fuck did he not just click his fingers in the direction of an (American) aide and let them grovel...?
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"Such scandals are treated like inconvenient public-relations dust-ups in which the problem isn’t a political class that cycles in and out of office with impunity but Greeks who demand consequences of those who lecture about accountability."
It’s the big fat Greek farming scandal – devised by the political elite and paid for by ordinary people | Alexander Clapp
It’s the big fat Greek farming scandal – devised by the political elite and paid for by ordinary people | Alexander Clapp
A massive EU subsidy scandal has pulled back the curtain to reveal how power operates in Greece, says journalist Alexander Clapp
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"Such scandals are treated like inconvenient public-relations dust-ups in which the problem isn’t a political class that cycles in and out of office with impunity but Greeks who demand consequences of those who lecture about accountability."
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Imagine getting so completely bodied by a publication that's primary purpose isn't even political satire but just chucked the joke in for the adults reading along.
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Imagine getting so completely bodied by a publication that's primary purpose isn't even political satire but just chucked the joke in for the adults reading along.
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Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
June 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
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"The Only Protest They'd Accept," from 2020
June 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"The Only Protest They'd Accept," from 2020
Has anyone heard from the people who believed that prophecy saying that Francis was going to be the last pope before the end of the world recently?
May 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Has anyone heard from the people who believed that prophecy saying that Francis was going to be the last pope before the end of the world recently?
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Only time a Chicago guy roots for Cardinals—and they made me Pope for it.
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Only time a Chicago guy roots for Cardinals—and they made me Pope for it.
Tfw you see a fox in a field full of sheep during lambing season, and you pull out your phone thinking you're about to take a really dramatic photo, and when you look back, the fox has gone. Now I know how David Attenborough's camera crew feel when they spend a year trying to film a tiger or whatevs
May 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Tfw you see a fox in a field full of sheep during lambing season, and you pull out your phone thinking you're about to take a really dramatic photo, and when you look back, the fox has gone. Now I know how David Attenborough's camera crew feel when they spend a year trying to film a tiger or whatevs
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RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society
Autistic kids:
Autistic kids:
April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society
Autistic kids:
Autistic kids:
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If someone ever wanted Doctor Who summing up briefly, you could do far worse than showing them this image and explaining that the next line was, "Alan? I thought you went to Margate?"
April 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If someone ever wanted Doctor Who summing up briefly, you could do far worse than showing them this image and explaining that the next line was, "Alan? I thought you went to Margate?"
A movie from the year you turned 18.
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A movie from the year you turned 18.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
“No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.”
April 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
“No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.”