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go bills :(
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I dunno what's going on up in Skull Thunderdome up there but if all my little synapses could get their shit together that'd be aces
seen like four videos of Alex Pretti being murdered for doing nothing more than putting himself between a bully and a woman they were choosing to push around

I don't know what to say other than that I hope I have half his courage when the time comes. I hope we all do.
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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JA17 during these interviews
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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JRPG. brown-haired kid goes on adventure searching for their father. circle-based turn-based combat. magic consists of water, fire, earth, wind elements. stronger spells are available by combining these elements. kid wields a staff as a melee weapon.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I wake up basically every day feeling more defeated than the last but to my surprise that hasn't stopped me from writing or exercising, the two things I promised I'd keep to this year.

I dunno where this resilience has sprung from, but I guess the bastards haven't killed me yet.
January 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
wars used to get cool names. hate that i'm going to die in "wOrLd wAr thReE" like come on
January 22, 2026 at 4:45 PM
at this point I am open to considering the cheerocracy
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
cc my creatives
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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oh no, now my crush won’t see the thoughtfully chosen lyrics I’ve set as my away message to symbolize my love for them, which I will never tell them directly 😭
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
30 degrees out and I am rolling up to work in short sleeves. I may live in the south, but I am not of the south.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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HOOSIERS IS A FOOTBALL MOVIE
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
up is down, left is right, the sun is black in the midday sky, and Indiana is undefeated. what a world.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Home Assistant is free and powerful. Reolink are quality cameras and doorbell cams that don't require an internet connection and can stream solely to your own private HA server, which can then be locked down and viewed remotely from its app.

Get rid of Ring.
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
what blackmail does Beane have on the Pegulas? Jesus h what are the Bills fucking doing
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
it gives me no pleasure to inform you that it is possible to predict the future based solely on what will bring me the greatest misery
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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I’ve once again been attacked online
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Coping with sports-depression the normal way (drinking a gallon of lemonade in one go and doing laundry after midnight)
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
fuck, man. go Bills.
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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actually never mind. what you can say to me is,

and this is so wild because i’m not even kidding,

at least we have the buffalo sabres
i am 100% a sore loser. i am not a good winner. do not talk to me about this football game lol
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
based on the fact that Darnell Savage is in, this may already be happening
Bills gonna be pulling fans out of the stands to dress out at this rate
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Bills gonna be pulling fans out of the stands to dress out at this rate
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
was Bo Nix's mouthguard manufactured by the same company that makes fake vampire teeth or what
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
bills should be up at least another 4, these mistakes are killing me.
January 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
uh oh, Romo's here, time to put on a 4 hour youtube playlist of generic stadium noise and mute the tv
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Sabres got robbed by that penalty but I can't afford to dwell. Gotta save all my salt for a completely different herd of zebras.
January 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM