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Ryan
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technically an animal
Danger Chickem: a fluffy chicken wielding a knife and gazing into your soul. She knows what you've done. Reckoning is at hand.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Eevee (the pokemon) making a disgusted face; he is holding a cross and a squirt bottle we can only assume is full of holy water - his attempts to ward off the Toe will be in vain, but at least he tried.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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surviving this week solely so I can see what happens to Miami on thursday
Josh Allen is staring into your soul, his eyes glowing red as if they are gateways to some dark dimension of violence and hate.
September 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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A little anime girl in a two panel comic. In panel one it looks like she's going to drop something into a tray - how suspenseful!! In panel two she opens her hand and it's empty. She's brought nothing to the table. You fool. You rube. How could you let a little anime girl bamboozle you? Shame.
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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"Hanging out with married friends" energy
A slightly deformed oreo, with one cookie on one side of the icing but two cookies on the other side.
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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every day people log on to linked in dot com and freely post things even god himself couldn't get me to say
A comment from the Crossclimb comments on LinkedIn reading "had to cheat to get bars. Pole only thing in my mind"
August 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I'm not confident it's right but all I can see is an Inca Dove
An Inca Dove in flight, showing off its reddish-brown wing feathers with dark tips.
July 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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torn on whether or not to inflict this brain sickness on anyone else
The Obama Hope poster but it's JD Vance and it says Pope
April 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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!!!
my result: Patamon
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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how it's going:
a bunch of discord messages from me to some friends: ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ somehow i moved myself to icelandic keyboard þÞ´´æ.,'ð+ðд'´æÆþÞ help öÖ °°¨°°°°¨¨¨°° where is the question mark ?found it
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"pls birth rate?? no free time!! only more babies!"
A three panel comic, featuring a dog with a ball in its mouth saying "Pls throw?? No take!! ONLY THROW"
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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thematically,
The cover of Oathbreakers, a piece of historical nonfiction about the Carolingian dynasty, by Matthew Gabriele and David M Perry
February 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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i'm taking wins where i can get them right now
The times wordle bot, which I do not pay for but instead use my html wizardry to steal, telling me that I'm the only person out of 734,548 analyzed games to pick the order of words that I picked.
January 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Meru, the nihilist, fairytale-author girlfriend from the manga 100kanojo gazing into the middle distance with a glassy, wide eyed, no-pupil'd stare. Text over her head says "This world is irredeemable"
January 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Driving home from my NYE socializing and spotify decides to make me a criminal

in for a penny, in for a pound i guess, time for some felonies in '25
the dashboard screen of a (parked!) car reading 2:18 am, and informing that the song A Long December is playing
January 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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lol

lmao
from reddit, a user (name blocked out to protect the foolish) posts "Watch- we’ll win 52-10 after running the ball every play in the second half, and /CFB will be saying “honestly Michigan did pretty well considering all their opt-outs”" the post has been locked, presumably to prevent the justified dogpile that would ensue otherwise
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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I've never listened to an audio book on Spotify before. Spotify has decided I should start, and it is pitching me... a minotaur-human smutty-romance/monsterfucker book
From the Spotify app - Under a heading of "audiobooks for you" a book entitled Morning Glory Milking Farm by C M Nascosta, with a cover image of a dark haired, alabaster-skinned human milkmaid leaning back into the naked, burly chest of a much taller, entirely naked, minotaur with marble white skin and pink-russet fur
December 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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A single snowflake, thicc as hell but obviously fragile, alit on a red scarf
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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As a bonus, get to do all my politicking in the buff
The colors of the historical Whig party - buff and blue
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Fuck it, we're bringing back the Whigs
wikipedia excerpt: The party was hostile toward manifest destiny, territorial expansion into Texas and the Southwest, and the Mexican–American War. It disliked presidential power, as exhibited by Andrew Jackson
December 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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my instagram profile blurb is art
i am never going to use this update 9/4/18: still not using this update 4/7/23: lol
December 14, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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oh linkedin you don't have to tell me, i know
part of the little results screen for the linkedin game crossclimb telling me i'm smarter than 95% of CEOs, like that's difficult
December 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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A still from the end credits of Buckaroo Banzai, the titular character standing in silhouette atop a dry spillway, a stunning blue sky behind him.
December 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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New guy is talking mad shit for somebody within blue shell distance
News headline reading: Leaked video shows United Health CEO saying insurer will continue practices that combat 'unnecessary' care
December 11, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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the first from Little Tin God (about Reagan), the second from End of the Innocence (also about Reagan)
Lyric from Don Henley's Little Tin God, The cowboy's name was "Jingo" And he knew that there was trouble So in a blaze of glory He rode out of the west No one was ever certain What it was that he was sayin' But they loved it when he told them They were better than the rest Lyric from Don Henley's End of the Innocence, O' beautiful, for spacious skies Now those skies are threatening They're beating plowshares into swords For this tired old man that we elected king Armchair warriors often fail And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales The lawyers clean up all details Since daddy had to lie
December 10, 2024 at 11:20 PM