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@ngonstrafe.bsky.social
· Aug 21
I dunno what's going on up in Skull Thunderdome up there but if all my little synapses could get their shit together that'd be aces
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Daily Doodle 368: @okikage.bsky.social and I were discussing how spiders would wear pants and somehow that resulted in me creating Spider-Thong, I’m so sorry
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Daily Doodle 368: @okikage.bsky.social and I were discussing how spiders would wear pants and somehow that resulted in me creating Spider-Thong, I’m so sorry
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They're bringing Vine back and I had to learn from reddit of all places? smdh bsky dropping the ball
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They're bringing Vine back and I had to learn from reddit of all places? smdh bsky dropping the ball
technically an animal
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
technically an animal
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
man I really wanted to like the Outer Worlds 2 but the skills system is so terrible and the writing isn't quite good enough to overcome it. shame.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
man I really wanted to like the Outer Worlds 2 but the skills system is so terrible and the writing isn't quite good enough to overcome it. shame.
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sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
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the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
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my green flags include "nurse once said I'm 'braver than most men'"
red flags include "skeeting about my green flag"
red flags include "skeeting about my green flag"
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my green flags include "nurse once said I'm 'braver than most men'"
red flags include "skeeting about my green flag"
red flags include "skeeting about my green flag"
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making a religion about kimchi pickles
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
making a religion about kimchi pickles
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not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
all the sports teams I care about exist solely to bring me pain
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
all the sports teams I care about exist solely to bring me pain
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"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
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This is what someone sounds like when they say “sports ball.”
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is what someone sounds like when they say “sports ball.”
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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listen it's not every day I get to be real mean, like, explicitly, and also feel like I'm contributing to the general good
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
listen it's not every day I get to be real mean, like, explicitly, and also feel like I'm contributing to the general good
the lighting in the film Serenity is so bad
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the lighting in the film Serenity is so bad
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breaking: bluesky
breaking: bluesky mods caught gnawing on wires in the server room
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
breaking: bluesky
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.