NewCardSmell
@newcardsmell.bsky.social
they do not want the lumber
how's your hand feel on the back of my helmet, ya fuckin' idiot
how's your hand feel on the back of my helmet, ya fuckin' idiot
Guys fans in the MUD as Bryan admits his true ideology
As much as I love voting for bad guys I think it might be time to try a good guy
July 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Guys fans in the MUD as Bryan admits his true ideology
@tomwalker.bsky.social is there a Fartologist down under?
June 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@tomwalker.bsky.social is there a Fartologist down under?
To quote Salute Your Shorts: TOASTED, ROASTED, AND BURNT TO A CRISP
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
To quote Salute Your Shorts: TOASTED, ROASTED, AND BURNT TO A CRISP
@nasboat.org 2025 Topps Heritage dropped Wednesday and I got my first 1/1 and superfractor
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@nasboat.org 2025 Topps Heritage dropped Wednesday and I got my first 1/1 and superfractor
a millionaire landlord btw
It would really be something if someone could ask Punk where he thinks the money he draws for the company goes, you’re a millionaire dude, working for the maga company is a choice
April 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
a millionaire landlord btw
@murderxbryan.bsky.social just had an epiphany in the Discord, are there Three Stooges Guys? just dorks arguing about Shemp and how Moe Would Be Canceled Today
February 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social just had an epiphany in the Discord, are there Three Stooges Guys? just dorks arguing about Shemp and how Moe Would Be Canceled Today
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
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this time of year it's important to remember the lesson of charles dickens' classic, a christmas carol: if you are a rich shithead, everyone around you hates your fucking guts and is going to laugh when you die.
December 25, 2023 at 3:20 AM
this time of year it's important to remember the lesson of charles dickens' classic, a christmas carol: if you are a rich shithead, everyone around you hates your fucking guts and is going to laugh when you die.
hello pissasses I started a fire this morning
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
hello pissasses I started a fire this morning
somewhere there's a version of the Doomsday Clock that just counts down how many cheeseburgers have to be consumed before we have President Vance
November 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
somewhere there's a version of the Doomsday Clock that just counts down how many cheeseburgers have to be consumed before we have President Vance
can I say penis on this site
peeeeeeeeeeenis
peeeeeeeeeeenis
November 14, 2024 at 9:31 PM
can I say penis on this site
peeeeeeeeeeenis
peeeeeeeeeeenis
Hi can I have $15? I need dog food and meds. My name on everything is my name here(gmail paypal, venmo, cashapp)
I'll be good in a couple weeks I'm just not good yet
I'll be good in a couple weeks I'm just not good yet
May 30, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Hi can I have $15? I need dog food and meds. My name on everything is my name here(gmail paypal, venmo, cashapp)
I'll be good in a couple weeks I'm just not good yet
I'll be good in a couple weeks I'm just not good yet
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12 minute episodes, only two seasons, and still the most quotable show of all time
i don't want to be a part of the "i get my news from a reliable source" chain, but this is the only reliable source
Team Jaguar "Rawr"
From Frisky Dingo
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2024 at 8:02 AM
12 minute episodes, only two seasons, and still the most quotable show of all time
12 minute episodes, only two seasons, and still the most quotable show of all time
i don't want to be a part of the "i get my news from a reliable source" chain, but this is the only reliable source
Team Jaguar "Rawr"
From Frisky Dingo
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2024 at 8:02 AM
12 minute episodes, only two seasons, and still the most quotable show of all time
I'm on ep 80 of One Piece and you know what that means...my beautiful son is almost here
December 10, 2023 at 8:30 AM
I'm on ep 80 of One Piece and you know what that means...my beautiful son is almost here
You come for The Guy you'd best not miss
December 6, 2023 at 10:28 PM
You come for The Guy you'd best not miss
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Oh so not because of the Barksdale Shoplifting Organization they blamed every time they closed a location
Rite Aid has filed for bankruptcy, unable to find the money to settle hundreds of federal, state and private lawsuits alleging it oversupplied prescription painkillers.
Rite Aid Files for Bankruptcy, Undone by Years of Losses
Drugstore chain faces hundreds of lawsuits over opioid crisis, struggled for years with failed mergers
www.wsj.com
October 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Oh so not because of the Barksdale Shoplifting Organization they blamed every time they closed a location
me, a Boondocks fan: well well well
me: [a wire fan, hitherto puffing thoughtfully on a pipe] well well well
October 11, 2023 at 8:25 AM
me, a Boondocks fan: well well well
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Once again I am being gaslit (disagreed with) by a narcissist (person who disagrees with me)
October 8, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Once again I am being gaslit (disagreed with) by a narcissist (person who disagrees with me)
(me at work Friday)
server: it's my birthday!
me: no way! it's my dad's birthday
server: cool! how old is he?
me: how would I know? he died in 1994
kitchen: ...
server: it's my birthday!
me: no way! it's my dad's birthday
server: cool! how old is he?
me: how would I know? he died in 1994
kitchen: ...
October 1, 2023 at 8:49 AM
(me at work Friday)
server: it's my birthday!
me: no way! it's my dad's birthday
server: cool! how old is he?
me: how would I know? he died in 1994
kitchen: ...
server: it's my birthday!
me: no way! it's my dad's birthday
server: cool! how old is he?
me: how would I know? he died in 1994
kitchen: ...
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hey guys check this out
September 2, 2023 at 12:52 AM
hey guys check this out