NewCardSmell
@newcardsmell.bsky.social
they do not want the lumber
how's your hand feel on the back of my helmet, ya fuckin' idiot
how's your hand feel on the back of my helmet, ya fuckin' idiot
he's on the Reese's Oh Henry bars now, he's too far gone
May 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
he's on the Reese's Oh Henry bars now, he's too far gone
it's no Vladdy Jr auto but it'll do I guess...
April 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it's no Vladdy Jr auto but it'll do I guess...
"Like my man Jay Ajayi just said -- FUCK YOU!"
February 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Like my man Jay Ajayi just said -- FUCK YOU!"
my college had a pond with multiple geese and we'd warn freshmen every year and they NEVER LEARNED
December 10, 2023 at 8:31 AM
my college had a pond with multiple geese and we'd warn freshmen every year and they NEVER LEARNED
turn on ur monitor!!!!!!!
November 13, 2023 at 8:17 AM
turn on ur monitor!!!!!!!
oh no I only do psych shit to a kid, they're too violent. I'm like "YOU THINK A FAIRY PAYS FOR THEM TEETH? YOU THINK A GIANT BUNNY BRINGS CANDY? YOU EVER SEEN A GIANT BUNNY?" I ain't gettin physical with them psychos
October 20, 2023 at 2:43 AM
oh no I only do psych shit to a kid, they're too violent. I'm like "YOU THINK A FAIRY PAYS FOR THEM TEETH? YOU THINK A GIANT BUNNY BRINGS CANDY? YOU EVER SEEN A GIANT BUNNY?" I ain't gettin physical with them psychos