Eliška
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Háček gang
I like my burritos like I like my crimes of passion: not smothered.
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I like my burritos like I like my crimes of passion: not smothered.
Edie Brickell y los New Bohemians
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Edie Brickell y los New Bohemians
Also was really hoping for a Grupo Frontera cameo during the halftime show...
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Also was really hoping for a Grupo Frontera cameo during the halftime show...
Damn, was hoping for Billie Joe to drop the OTHER "American Idiot" F word....
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Damn, was hoping for Billie Joe to drop the OTHER "American Idiot" F word....
Getting freaky at the trans super bowl party... We busting out the poppers.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Getting freaky at the trans super bowl party... We busting out the poppers.
Apparently the 3 Doors Down guy died. Is this anything?
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Apparently the 3 Doors Down guy died. Is this anything?
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I Now Pronounce You Puck & Larry is still being shopped around
I keep hearing that wokeness is dead but if that’s true how come there’s a TV show about a romance between two gay men who play hockey but no TV shows about a romance between two straight men who play hockey??
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I Now Pronounce You Puck & Larry is still being shopped around
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-stale tortilla, folded in half
-stale tortilla, folded in half
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Region-free bootleg Blu-Ray of THE DEVILS (original cut, restored)
-Cheese knife
-Black cardigan
-A bunch of 3d-printed miniature dinosaurs
-Region-free bootleg Blu-Ray of THE DEVILS (original cut, restored)
-Cheese knife
-Black cardigan
-A bunch of 3d-printed miniature dinosaurs
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 8 of Cups tarot cards
- 6 journals and sketchbooks full of art
- 3 solo ttrpgs
- Manhunt by @scumbelievable.bsky.social
- 500 d4s (watch out!)
- 8 of Cups tarot cards
- 6 journals and sketchbooks full of art
- 3 solo ttrpgs
- Manhunt by @scumbelievable.bsky.social
- 500 d4s (watch out!)
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-stale tortilla, folded in half
-stale tortilla, folded in half
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Our dog, Gabby, is in love with watching horses. She will watch videos like this for 15-20 minutes straight without looking away once.
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Our dog, Gabby, is in love with watching horses. She will watch videos like this for 15-20 minutes straight without looking away once.
I don't care if all words are made up, this is an affront to God.
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I don't care if all words are made up, this is an affront to God.
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Me literally every single day
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Me literally every single day
Wish I had seen this post when she posted it (I followed her before my egg cracked but not in 2017.
My egg cracked when I painted my toenails and wore some feminine looking sandals at work and my therapist coworker pulled me in her office to tell me she thought I'm trans and thought I should know.
My egg cracked when I painted my toenails and wore some feminine looking sandals at work and my therapist coworker pulled me in her office to tell me she thought I'm trans and thought I should know.
What really cracked my egg was this post
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Wish I had seen this post when she posted it (I followed her before my egg cracked but not in 2017.
My egg cracked when I painted my toenails and wore some feminine looking sandals at work and my therapist coworker pulled me in her office to tell me she thought I'm trans and thought I should know.
My egg cracked when I painted my toenails and wore some feminine looking sandals at work and my therapist coworker pulled me in her office to tell me she thought I'm trans and thought I should know.
"What Was I Thinking" by Dierks Bentley is what made me stop listening to country for years...
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
"What Was I Thinking" by Dierks Bentley is what made me stop listening to country for years...
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I think the saddest thing about this AI bubble shit is it proves DEFINITIVELY that having a massive infrastructure project that employs countless people can single handedly prop up the economy even if the end result is completely useless.
But what if it was housing? Factories? Roads? Solar Panels?
But what if it was housing? Factories? Roads? Solar Panels?
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I think the saddest thing about this AI bubble shit is it proves DEFINITIVELY that having a massive infrastructure project that employs countless people can single handedly prop up the economy even if the end result is completely useless.
But what if it was housing? Factories? Roads? Solar Panels?
But what if it was housing? Factories? Roads? Solar Panels?
Tired: Listening to the Mandolin Rain
Wired: Listening to the Banjo Wind
Wired: Listening to the Banjo Wind
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Tired: Listening to the Mandolin Rain
Wired: Listening to the Banjo Wind
Wired: Listening to the Banjo Wind
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So everything that has been happening for the back 15 years. The Anti-SJW movement, The Anti-Woke movement, The Anti-Trans movement, The Anti-Science movement, The Rise of /pol/, was all orchestrated by Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
So everything that has been happening for the back 15 years. The Anti-SJW movement, The Anti-Woke movement, The Anti-Trans movement, The Anti-Science movement, The Rise of /pol/, was all orchestrated by Epstein.
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Sidetalk NYC getting imprisoned for declaring Joe Byron is president.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Sidetalk NYC getting imprisoned for declaring Joe Byron is president.
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I have some younger friends (Gen Z? Not sure) that invited us to do a Super Bowl party at their place. After a bit of discussion we found out they didn't realize The Super Bowl comes on TV.
Like they thought you had to buy cable or a peacock subscription or something.
We're hosting now 😂
Like they thought you had to buy cable or a peacock subscription or something.
We're hosting now 😂
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I have some younger friends (Gen Z? Not sure) that invited us to do a Super Bowl party at their place. After a bit of discussion we found out they didn't realize The Super Bowl comes on TV.
Like they thought you had to buy cable or a peacock subscription or something.
We're hosting now 😂
Like they thought you had to buy cable or a peacock subscription or something.
We're hosting now 😂
This dude doing "One-Man_Banda" has the best DROP ever. After my wife @j0siemostly.bsky.social, watched this clip I excitedly showed her, she said "Damn Hombre, where'd you find this?"
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This dude doing "One-Man_Banda" has the best DROP ever. After my wife @j0siemostly.bsky.social, watched this clip I excitedly showed her, she said "Damn Hombre, where'd you find this?"
The Kid Rock MAGA Country fest line up has like 3 bands/artists that are my absolute favorites:
Shenandoah, Diamond Rio, and Mark Chesnutt - Seeing them on this lineup all hurt pretty equally.
Shenandoah, Diamond Rio, and Mark Chesnutt - Seeing them on this lineup all hurt pretty equally.
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The Kid Rock MAGA Country fest line up has like 3 bands/artists that are my absolute favorites:
Shenandoah, Diamond Rio, and Mark Chesnutt - Seeing them on this lineup all hurt pretty equally.
Shenandoah, Diamond Rio, and Mark Chesnutt - Seeing them on this lineup all hurt pretty equally.
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Today is my 6 year traniversary! Best decision I've ever made.
If you think you might be trans, you already are! Take the pills, sweetie.
If you think you might be trans, you already are! Take the pills, sweetie.
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Today is my 6 year traniversary! Best decision I've ever made.
If you think you might be trans, you already are! Take the pills, sweetie.
If you think you might be trans, you already are! Take the pills, sweetie.
Damn, Impractical Joker's Sal Vulcano really has let himself go.
This is the guy who attacked Illhan Omar.
Trumpism requires an army of mentally unbalanced, hate-filled, racist, misogynist, goons.
Trumpism requires an army of mentally unbalanced, hate-filled, racist, misogynist, goons.
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Damn, Impractical Joker's Sal Vulcano really has let himself go.