Eliška
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 44, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Háček gang
Totally predictable, yet another child Predator. Not a trans person, not a drag queen.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Totally predictable, yet another child Predator. Not a trans person, not a drag queen.
Conclave ending had me hooting and hollering.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Conclave ending had me hooting and hollering.
Mamdani to Cuomo: "Bing Bong, fuck ya life"
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Mamdani to Cuomo: "Bing Bong, fuck ya life"
My wife went to the movies with a friend so I'm home alone and ready to furiously Goon it and jerk it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My wife went to the movies with a friend so I'm home alone and ready to furiously Goon it and jerk it.
We out here Goonin'.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We out here Goonin'.
Highly recommend doing a couples costume with your dog.
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Highly recommend doing a couples costume with your dog.
I whole heartedly forgive and accept Brianna Wu. How were you supposed to know that meddling with science was going to unleash genetically modified dinosaurs that would run rampant and kill so many people?
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
November 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I whole heartedly forgive and accept Brianna Wu. How were you supposed to know that meddling with science was going to unleash genetically modified dinosaurs that would run rampant and kill so many people?
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
Gritando, llorando, vomitando.
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Gritando, llorando, vomitando.
Inspired by my baby, I went and did my daily Heardle's and ended up ace-ing the Country one, in 2 secs. It was just 2 seconds of drums.
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Inspired by my baby, I went and did my daily Heardle's and ended up ace-ing the Country one, in 2 secs. It was just 2 seconds of drums.
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Front row at Hiss Golden Messenger w/ the Colorado Symphony, no big deal. 😎
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Front row at Hiss Golden Messenger w/ the Colorado Symphony, no big deal. 😎
in 2005 I used to drive monthly to San Antonio for crossdressing trips and would hear "Yo Vivo y Muero en tu Piel" a lot. After translating the lyrics one day, I balled. I know she's singing about a dude, but I read it like a closeted trans woman, it still hits fucking deep.
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
in 2005 I used to drive monthly to San Antonio for crossdressing trips and would hear "Yo Vivo y Muero en tu Piel" a lot. After translating the lyrics one day, I balled. I know she's singing about a dude, but I read it like a closeted trans woman, it still hits fucking deep.
Was obsessed with this game as a kid and everyone I talk to about it isn't aware of its existence: Peter Pack Rat.
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Was obsessed with this game as a kid and everyone I talk to about it isn't aware of its existence: Peter Pack Rat.
Seeing a pic of this guitar pop up on my timeline is making me feel like I'm seeing an old friend.
A bandmate had this guitar and I was OBSESSED with it. This is one of my clearest examples of "There were no signs" for me. cont. - 1/2
A bandmate had this guitar and I was OBSESSED with it. This is one of my clearest examples of "There were no signs" for me. cont. - 1/2
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Seeing a pic of this guitar pop up on my timeline is making me feel like I'm seeing an old friend.
A bandmate had this guitar and I was OBSESSED with it. This is one of my clearest examples of "There were no signs" for me. cont. - 1/2
A bandmate had this guitar and I was OBSESSED with it. This is one of my clearest examples of "There were no signs" for me. cont. - 1/2
I love how the remedy for coyotes running rampant on your farm and gender dysphoria is the same according to Gemini AI.
October 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I love how the remedy for coyotes running rampant on your farm and gender dysphoria is the same according to Gemini AI.
Yeah, I'm pretty badass....
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Yeah, I'm pretty badass....
Also, any country artist that did a Ranchera song.
October 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also, any country artist that did a Ranchera song.
Josie plays framed.wtf every day. While we were on vacation this past weekend, she showed this screenshot to me and I immediately was like "2012, that's from 2012" and she put it in and I was right. Still flying high off that, lol. My love and knowledge of dogshit film is UNMATCHED.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Josie plays framed.wtf every day. While we were on vacation this past weekend, she showed this screenshot to me and I immediately was like "2012, that's from 2012" and she put it in and I was right. Still flying high off that, lol. My love and knowledge of dogshit film is UNMATCHED.
This is what it's like walking into Dr. Powers' office. Dr. Powers is a sniveling white dude who thinks he's better than everyone, you are more powerful beyond comprehension (a trans woman) and you run into one of his weird cats.
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is what it's like walking into Dr. Powers' office. Dr. Powers is a sniveling white dude who thinks he's better than everyone, you are more powerful beyond comprehension (a trans woman) and you run into one of his weird cats.
He would be so proud. My boy is smiling from heaven.
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He would be so proud. My boy is smiling from heaven.
Can confirm, South Texas raccoons are a whole thing... This picture (blurry, sorry) was taken near Victoria, TX. There was a family of raccoons at my workplace that had a pet cat that they raised from a kitten.
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Can confirm, South Texas raccoons are a whole thing... This picture (blurry, sorry) was taken near Victoria, TX. There was a family of raccoons at my workplace that had a pet cat that they raised from a kitten.