Eliška
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 44, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Háček gang
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Mario hittin em with the
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mario hittin em with the
Totally predictable, yet another child Predator. Not a trans person, not a drag queen.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Totally predictable, yet another child Predator. Not a trans person, not a drag queen.
Conclave ending had me hooting and hollering.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Conclave ending had me hooting and hollering.
"Fucker fell into a hole, RIP baby boy in heaven."
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Fucker fell into a hole, RIP baby boy in heaven."
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With the new Predator movie in theaters I once again have to say that I can't believe this guy is one of our most talented directors.
Dan's truly become a man.
Dan's truly become a man.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
With the new Predator movie in theaters I once again have to say that I can't believe this guy is one of our most talented directors.
Dan's truly become a man.
Dan's truly become a man.
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The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.
Mamdani to Cuomo: "Bing Bong, fuck ya life"
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Mamdani to Cuomo: "Bing Bong, fuck ya life"
My wife went to the movies with a friend so I'm home alone and ready to furiously Goon it and jerk it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My wife went to the movies with a friend so I'm home alone and ready to furiously Goon it and jerk it.
Is it too late to write in Pizza Rat for NYC mayor?
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Is it too late to write in Pizza Rat for NYC mayor?
This is what it's going to take to get over my fear of dental exams. Love me some smooth jazz.
My dentist office plays smooth jazz and honestly I thought that didn't even exist anymore.
We as a society have moved past our need for this terrible music.
We as a society have moved past our need for this terrible music.
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is what it's going to take to get over my fear of dental exams. Love me some smooth jazz.
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Game recognize game 😍
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Game recognize game 😍
We out here Goonin'.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We out here Goonin'.
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Taking down all the Halloween decorations while sobbing. Inconsolably repeating "...Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?..."
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Taking down all the Halloween decorations while sobbing. Inconsolably repeating "...Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?..."
Highly recommend doing a couples costume with your dog.
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Highly recommend doing a couples costume with your dog.
I whole heartedly forgive and accept Brianna Wu. How were you supposed to know that meddling with science was going to unleash genetically modified dinosaurs that would run rampant and kill so many people?
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
November 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I whole heartedly forgive and accept Brianna Wu. How were you supposed to know that meddling with science was going to unleash genetically modified dinosaurs that would run rampant and kill so many people?
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.
Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.
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Don't talk to me or my husband ever again.
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Don't talk to me or my husband ever again.
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I didn't even know he was the smartest baby in 1996
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I didn't even know he was the smartest baby in 1996
Gritando, llorando, vomitando.
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Gritando, llorando, vomitando.
Been thinking about bangs recently and I've come up with some really important thoughts on the subject. I theorize that if I did bangs, they would have to 8 inches, which is long, because of my receding hairline. I call it my "Big Bang Theory."
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Been thinking about bangs recently and I've come up with some really important thoughts on the subject. I theorize that if I did bangs, they would have to 8 inches, which is long, because of my receding hairline. I call it my "Big Bang Theory."
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Last night we had a friend over for the first time to watch a horror movie and hang out. On a whim we picked Cronenberg's Crash.
I guess I didn't expect it to just be softcore porn. The vibes were heinous 🤣
I guess I didn't expect it to just be softcore porn. The vibes were heinous 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Last night we had a friend over for the first time to watch a horror movie and hang out. On a whim we picked Cronenberg's Crash.
I guess I didn't expect it to just be softcore porn. The vibes were heinous 🤣
I guess I didn't expect it to just be softcore porn. The vibes were heinous 🤣
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Intuition & Equalibrum “Even Keel”
out now wherever you listen to music.
out now wherever you listen to music.
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Intuition & Equalibrum “Even Keel”
out now wherever you listen to music.
out now wherever you listen to music.
Inspired by my baby, I went and did my daily Heardle's and ended up ace-ing the Country one, in 2 secs. It was just 2 seconds of drums.
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Inspired by my baby, I went and did my daily Heardle's and ended up ace-ing the Country one, in 2 secs. It was just 2 seconds of drums.
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
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Shout outs to the guy at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social tonight that told the server in the middle of their QR code ordering spiel "I'm an adult and this is a movie theater. I'm not doing that."
Also props to the poor server behind me that had to explain the whole complicated mess to some old people.
Also props to the poor server behind me that had to explain the whole complicated mess to some old people.
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Shout outs to the guy at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social tonight that told the server in the middle of their QR code ordering spiel "I'm an adult and this is a movie theater. I'm not doing that."
Also props to the poor server behind me that had to explain the whole complicated mess to some old people.
Also props to the poor server behind me that had to explain the whole complicated mess to some old people.