Rena
@needyhelpy.bsky.social
You'll see.. just judge for yourself
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I’m terrible at social cues and also crossword puzzles
September 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I’m terrible at social cues and also crossword puzzles
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You don’t just achieve Legendary Status at the top of the Reply Guy Leaderboards by keepin’ your opinion to yourself
You want it: you gotta put in the work
You want it: you gotta put in the work
April 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
You don’t just achieve Legendary Status at the top of the Reply Guy Leaderboards by keepin’ your opinion to yourself
You want it: you gotta put in the work
You want it: you gotta put in the work
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Electric chairs are too woke, we should go back to gas powered chairs.
April 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Electric chairs are too woke, we should go back to gas powered chairs.
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*calls in not ready for this jelly*
January 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
*calls in not ready for this jelly*
Boss: Why was everyone in your office
Me: Trauma bonding
Me: Trauma bonding
January 25, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Boss: Why was everyone in your office
Me: Trauma bonding
Me: Trauma bonding
Them: My family is my rock
Me: I'm going to throw your family at my family
Me: I'm going to throw your family at my family
January 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Them: My family is my rock
Me: I'm going to throw your family at my family
Me: I'm going to throw your family at my family
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rumor has it if you fill up on microplastics you can exist forever on the trash island in the North Pacific
January 13, 2024 at 12:50 AM
rumor has it if you fill up on microplastics you can exist forever on the trash island in the North Pacific
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It’s not easy to age like fine wine, I just make it seem that way
Now, why did I walk into this room?
Now, why did I walk into this room?
January 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
It’s not easy to age like fine wine, I just make it seem that way
Now, why did I walk into this room?
Now, why did I walk into this room?
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The world is spinning
My world is spinning
It’s all a bit too disorienting
My world is spinning
It’s all a bit too disorienting
January 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
The world is spinning
My world is spinning
It’s all a bit too disorienting
My world is spinning
It’s all a bit too disorienting
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Making my therapy appointments on Mondays from now on. . So I can dwell on my trauma and be done with it before the weekend.
January 11, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Making my therapy appointments on Mondays from now on. . So I can dwell on my trauma and be done with it before the weekend.
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Judge: "control your client"
*Lawyer loads dart with hippopotamus tranquilizer*
*Lawyer loads dart with hippopotamus tranquilizer*
January 11, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Judge: "control your client"
*Lawyer loads dart with hippopotamus tranquilizer*
*Lawyer loads dart with hippopotamus tranquilizer*
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why is facebook jacking off over Stanley thermoses
January 8, 2024 at 1:06 AM
why is facebook jacking off over Stanley thermoses
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fastest moving fingers in history:
5. chicken
4. my toddler’s when I’m eating
3. Dave Brubeck’s
2. Cool Hand Luke’s
1. my ex wife’s when she watches me shave with a straight razor
5. chicken
4. my toddler’s when I’m eating
3. Dave Brubeck’s
2. Cool Hand Luke’s
1. my ex wife’s when she watches me shave with a straight razor
January 9, 2024 at 3:47 AM
fastest moving fingers in history:
5. chicken
4. my toddler’s when I’m eating
3. Dave Brubeck’s
2. Cool Hand Luke’s
1. my ex wife’s when she watches me shave with a straight razor
5. chicken
4. my toddler’s when I’m eating
3. Dave Brubeck’s
2. Cool Hand Luke’s
1. my ex wife’s when she watches me shave with a straight razor
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Dakar 2024 not disappointing
January 8, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Dakar 2024 not disappointing
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I hope when it’s my time I choke to death on ham so I die happy.
January 11, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I hope when it’s my time I choke to death on ham so I die happy.
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Good I hope you hate me and my internet friends that I “elevate”
Die mad about it.
Die mad about it.
January 11, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Good I hope you hate me and my internet friends that I “elevate”
Die mad about it.
Die mad about it.
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An angel of the morning implies the existence of a devil of the night, and I already like her better.
January 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
An angel of the morning implies the existence of a devil of the night, and I already like her better.
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You guys aren’t going to believe this but I’m bad at men.
January 11, 2024 at 3:57 AM
You guys aren’t going to believe this but I’m bad at men.
Email: come see me
Teams: come see me
Text: come see me
Phone call: come see me
Me: *walks in bosses office
Boss: did you get my email
Me: *Longgggg exhale
Teams: come see me
Text: come see me
Phone call: come see me
Me: *walks in bosses office
Boss: did you get my email
Me: *Longgggg exhale
January 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Email: come see me
Teams: come see me
Text: come see me
Phone call: come see me
Me: *walks in bosses office
Boss: did you get my email
Me: *Longgggg exhale
Teams: come see me
Text: come see me
Phone call: come see me
Me: *walks in bosses office
Boss: did you get my email
Me: *Longgggg exhale