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Andy
@ndy.bsky.social
· May 9
entering my DBZ villain era (laughing maniacally, talking about how I'm still only at a fraction of my true power)
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November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m glad everyone else loves Bugonia so much #lastfourwatched
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m glad everyone else loves Bugonia so much #lastfourwatched
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my dog on the daycare webcam
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
my dog on the daycare webcam
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I saw Zohran post hog in hellthread
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I saw Zohran post hog in hellthread
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
Mike’s gonna come home to find men lined up out of his door like it’s the end of The Odyssey.
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Mike’s gonna come home to find men lined up out of his door like it’s the end of The Odyssey.
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
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General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
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the executive branch accounts coming here to write down the names of people who post mean about the president
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the executive branch accounts coming here to write down the names of people who post mean about the president
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He's been killing franchises for years and we never noticed. Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted and that never got a sequel.
October 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He's been killing franchises for years and we never noticed. Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted and that never got a sequel.
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If you think ai porn "Avoids exploitation of sex workers" you REALLY don't give a single solitary shit about sex workers.....or people in general for that matter.
A categorically new version of pornography centered on narrative while avoiding exploitation of sex workers and millions of liberal millennials inexplicably pretending like they're not going to use it
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you think ai porn "Avoids exploitation of sex workers" you REALLY don't give a single solitary shit about sex workers.....or people in general for that matter.
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Hakeem Jeffries is the Jim Cramer of politics. We now know definitively that calling Trump senile is the right call.
Asked if he thinks Trump is going senile, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "No, no, no."
October 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hakeem Jeffries is the Jim Cramer of politics. We now know definitively that calling Trump senile is the right call.
big "let that sink in" energy
WAFFLES
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
big "let that sink in" energy
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Carly is so powerful that just *thinking* about Run Away With Me has me tearing up right now
there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Carly is so powerful that just *thinking* about Run Away With Me has me tearing up right now
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Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Des Moines has you all beat
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(Knowingly) This is all happening because DracuCorp has a pending merger with GhoulStar
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
(Knowingly) This is all happening because DracuCorp has a pending merger with GhoulStar
In a time as tense and politically fraught as now it’s become increasingly clear that there’s only one way to settle our differences: FutureSport
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In a time as tense and politically fraught as now it’s become increasingly clear that there’s only one way to settle our differences: FutureSport
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“We wanted you to be the first to know that a suspect has been captured. And then questioned and released. Hold up, now we got him for sure. The suspect is now in custody. wait”
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“We wanted you to be the first to know that a suspect has been captured. And then questioned and released. Hold up, now we got him for sure. The suspect is now in custody. wait”