Respectfully, Senator: if you can’t afford to hire an artist then why are you taking so much money from Nike and AIPAC?
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Respectfully, Senator: if you can’t afford to hire an artist then why are you taking so much money from Nike and AIPAC?
Meanwhile the headlights in the EU are so good.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Meanwhile the headlights in the EU are so good.
They somehow always do. I don’t think we ever closed the loophole of bundling a bunch of garbage with a ruby and then just writing “Ruby” on the box
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They somehow always do. I don’t think we ever closed the loophole of bundling a bunch of garbage with a ruby and then just writing “Ruby” on the box
Just to be clear: MTG isn’t the future of any party. If you think she’s got a place in modern politics then I’ve got a space laser to sell you.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just to be clear: MTG isn’t the future of any party. If you think she’s got a place in modern politics then I’ve got a space laser to sell you.
This image has been saved in my phone for four years and it has aged like champagne.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This image has been saved in my phone for four years and it has aged like champagne.
In my home we just give our pets inordinately long names like Dr. Beverly Crusher or Ned Stark's Bastard Jon Snow
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In my home we just give our pets inordinately long names like Dr. Beverly Crusher or Ned Stark's Bastard Jon Snow
Bovino has the smile of a man who fell asleep for the second half of Downfall
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bovino has the smile of a man who fell asleep for the second half of Downfall
Is this another meeting of the shadowy cabal that also runs Bluesky while Jay catches all the heat? I forgot the donuts again.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is this another meeting of the shadowy cabal that also runs Bluesky while Jay catches all the heat? I forgot the donuts again.
This is why I have several generational schemes codified into my will.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is why I have several generational schemes codified into my will.
Man I wrote about killing the penny in high school
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Man I wrote about killing the penny in high school
There was a multi year period where @caitidh.bsky.social and I got very used to addressing questions from executives about “episode 7,” the widely agreed upon slot for the flashback episode
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There was a multi year period where @caitidh.bsky.social and I got very used to addressing questions from executives about “episode 7,” the widely agreed upon slot for the flashback episode
They’ve got a smashing pumpkin bisque
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They’ve got a smashing pumpkin bisque
THE SPECIAL TODAY:
IS HALF CHICKEN WITH A PARSNIP PURÉE
ON THE NEXT PAGE
IS RAVIOLI IN BROWN BUTTER AND SAGE
OUR CHEF WANTS TO SAYS THEY BOTH PAIR WELL WITH A GLASS OF ROSÉ
WE’RE SORRY TO SAY NO FRESH FISH WAS DELIVERED TODAAAAAAAAAY
IS HALF CHICKEN WITH A PARSNIP PURÉE
ON THE NEXT PAGE
IS RAVIOLI IN BROWN BUTTER AND SAGE
OUR CHEF WANTS TO SAYS THEY BOTH PAIR WELL WITH A GLASS OF ROSÉ
WE’RE SORRY TO SAY NO FRESH FISH WAS DELIVERED TODAAAAAAAAAY
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
THE SPECIAL TODAY:
IS HALF CHICKEN WITH A PARSNIP PURÉE
ON THE NEXT PAGE
IS RAVIOLI IN BROWN BUTTER AND SAGE
OUR CHEF WANTS TO SAYS THEY BOTH PAIR WELL WITH A GLASS OF ROSÉ
WE’RE SORRY TO SAY NO FRESH FISH WAS DELIVERED TODAAAAAAAAAY
IS HALF CHICKEN WITH A PARSNIP PURÉE
ON THE NEXT PAGE
IS RAVIOLI IN BROWN BUTTER AND SAGE
OUR CHEF WANTS TO SAYS THEY BOTH PAIR WELL WITH A GLASS OF ROSÉ
WE’RE SORRY TO SAY NO FRESH FISH WAS DELIVERED TODAAAAAAAAAY
No Time To Die was nonsense, by my count he had about 8 minutes to die.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
No Time To Die was nonsense, by my count he had about 8 minutes to die.
He died at the end of a reboot that began with the man, famous for his license to kill and 00 agent status, notching his first two kills and achieving the rank of 00. Continuity has never meant anything unless they wanted it to. How is this complicated?
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
He died at the end of a reboot that began with the man, famous for his license to kill and 00 agent status, notching his first two kills and achieving the rank of 00. Continuity has never meant anything unless they wanted it to. How is this complicated?
Depends what side of the can I’m looking at
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Depends what side of the can I’m looking at
There's one thing we can reliably expect a dem senator to come out against every time: accountability
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There's one thing we can reliably expect a dem senator to come out against every time: accountability
this is a totally unnecessary thread as democratic leadership has made it abundantly clear over the last decade that accountability is not something they want
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this is a totally unnecessary thread as democratic leadership has made it abundantly clear over the last decade that accountability is not something they want
Another terrible take from the totally real unicorn White House staffer who doesn’t like what’s happening but also won’t quit or provide any information of substance
a black and white photo of a woman saying `` see what i mean ? not very bright '' .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman saying `` see what i mean ? not very bright '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Another terrible take from the totally real unicorn White House staffer who doesn’t like what’s happening but also won’t quit or provide any information of substance
Reposted by Andy
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It reads like a damn Stephen King short story: the court ordered the funding while it deliberated, it went to SCOTUS, SCOTUS punted it back to the court and said they had 48 hours to make a decision, the court ruled they had to put the money up but by then the hateful 8 sold us out for peanuts.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It reads like a damn Stephen King short story: the court ordered the funding while it deliberated, it went to SCOTUS, SCOTUS punted it back to the court and said they had 48 hours to make a decision, the court ruled they had to put the money up but by then the hateful 8 sold us out for peanuts.
So when are you voting to remove Schumer from his leadership position? Because otherwise you’re complicit now.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So when are you voting to remove Schumer from his leadership position? Because otherwise you’re complicit now.