nathanschumer.bsky.social
@nathanschumer.bsky.social
Making pie on thanksgiving is a lot like making latkes on Hannukah; obviously other things are better, but the holiday constrains you to a specific repertoire of dishes
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I grew up here and that tracks
enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am drowning in zucchini
August 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
lol this is the number 1 cause of traffic fatalities what a moron
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Unlike Sam Altman, the people behind Gemini actually do understand what it means to have five Ph.D.'s in your pocket
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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every Republican is a hardcore schmittian friend enemy guy until it’s time to actually live in that world, then it’s “ahhh geez folks, can’t we all just get along?”
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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43 - The Big Lebowski, remade as exactly as possible to the original plot and script but they are in Hellenistic Alexandria. It is extremely important that Walter still be a convert to Judaism on account of his now ex-wife (obivously the sandy kofax reference will be cut)
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
But will meaningfully reduce my chances of having to pay insane tuition for kids college, so there’s always an upside
July 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sad day to be a Columbia grad; you gotta hand it to NYU
July 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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hey, who was actually in charge of Sura at the time the Jewish population arrived? mesopotamia changes hands so many times during antiquity that i can't ever figure out who is in charge of which parts.
June 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
June 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Odd lots democrats
Please god can we get a Fulop-Mandami win
New York City - Democratic Mayoral Polling:

Cuomo: 51%
Mamdani: 49%

Data For Progress / June 4, 2025 / n=819
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What do neocons think about Israel these days?
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What prehistoric animals are kosher? Did mammoths chew their cuds and have cloven feet?
need to spice things up some, what prehistoric animal would you eat if you could survive killing it? what kind of sauce goes well with salt aged triceratops? would you eat bigfoot if it were raised humanely? let's get at the real questions
April 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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It's officially publication day!
Mirah is helping me promote the book since she has served as editorial assistant from birth. If you plan to acquire a copy, use code P327 for 30% off princetonupress.bsky.social. press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This cuomo polling first in the mayors race is insane to me, a former New Yorker who remembers the 2010s. Cuomo hates New York City!
April 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
President Vance is going to break polarization—we are going to do 20 percent approvals
VP Vance to President Zelenskyy: Have you said thank you once?
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This has the potential to be a huge disaster; lots of utilities in the northwest get almost all there generation from Bonneville
Trump’s cuts to the Bonneville Power Administration are threatening the Pacific Northwest with blackouts — the very thing the administration vowed the solve.

Great @maeveallsup.bsky.social scoop.

www.latitudemedia.com/news/trump-a...
February 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Polybius and Montesquieu in shock
February 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Your grandparents will not be around forever so try to spend as much time listening to them as you can; find ways to preserve their memories
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM