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Don't let the dogs out or the cops in.
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've gone straight edge
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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From a separate article about how kids are taught to read, but even from the beginning, kids are being failed and taught that being able to understand words and comprehend sentences is too much hard work

www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I can't believe he did all this with an aloof wife.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I almost got an Urge Overkill tattoo in 1991. If I had, I would have had it covered up before I ran for city council.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Beyond their policy positions I think I'd have very few red lines as far as voting for a candidate.

A Nazi tattoo is literally the first fucking one.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don't blame me, I voted for Milkshake Duck.
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Scanners
Alien
Halloween (1978)
Evil Dead II
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Bride of Frankenstein
Dawn of the Dead (78)
Prince of Darkness
Phantasm
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Shining
The Seventh Victim
Alien
Onibaba
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Is there some way to mute pictures of someone's arrogant puffy face on this app?
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh real quick before I forget, but FUCK RYAN WALTERS. Goodbye forever to that garbage son of a bitch. Right wing think tank these nuts.
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They're learning... Yes.
South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu).

The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?

(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
September 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ok now bring back Letterman.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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He only knows what's on TV, and the only TV he watches recalibrates daily to echo him, so he's probably not had a conversation that takes place outside his own head in at least a year, closer to four.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the America progressives want.
At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Lost in the Texas A&M news is that the entire crusade is the product of a former labradoodle breeder turned State Rep whose stunts and grandstanding are so insufferably transparent that even his Republican colleagues despise him. Meet Brian Harrison, winner of Texas Monthly’s 2025 Cockroach award:
“Studio Makeup and Narcissism”: The Texas’s Lege’s Least Favorite Lawmaker
"Cockroach" is an old Lege term for a figure who mucks up lawmaking. In 2025 the title goes to Brian Harrison.
www.texasmonthly.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.
September 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@schumer.senate.gov man, I get it, it's hard to get in gear after a long weekend. Take it easy over there bro, doing a great job.
September 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Pritzker could piledrive this big wet bitch straight to hell.
August 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Meanwhile the Dem leadership is tripping all over their dicks trying to force fucking Newsom on us.
August 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If there was ever a post for my specific brand of sicko...
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Woodinville, WA
Manitou Springs, CO
Alameda, CA
Tahlequah, OK
What are your four major U.S. Cities but wrong answers only
August 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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At least 161 people are still missing in Texas Hill Country after the deadly floods and the FEMA Acting Administrator is going to Peru, per an agency source.
July 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
June 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM