Nate
@natediesel.bsky.social
Accidental professional journalist living in beautiful Grass Valley
I sneak Oxford commas into the newspaper. AP style be damned.
I sneak Oxford commas into the newspaper. AP style be damned.
I read this man’s name as Peter Labubu and now that’s just his name
This is one of the pitches that was supposed to be a ball, but Andy Pages swung anyways.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I read this man’s name as Peter Labubu and now that’s just his name
oh god between this one and the other one it’s another bad day to be a nate
GM, Nate Cohn at his best sports pundit last night, already making up reasons why this one doesn't count
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
oh god between this one and the other one it’s another bad day to be a nate
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Please don't worry. I speak for all stoners when I say I will not waste my precious and expensive gummies on your child
It’s that time of year again so I will say: no one is tricking your kids into taking weed gummies. This is a moral panic.
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Please don't worry. I speak for all stoners when I say I will not waste my precious and expensive gummies on your child
Been there!
—Signed, Padres fun
(I love Blake but)
—Signed, Padres fun
(I love Blake but)
How is snell staying in omg
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Been there!
—Signed, Padres fun
(I love Blake but)
—Signed, Padres fun
(I love Blake but)
Make it stop it’s been going on too long
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Make it stop it’s been going on too long
Reminer that this also significantly affects local businesses in darn near every community
If people don’t have food money they don’t buy food which means food sellers are in trouble
It’s like how Medicaid keeps local hospitals afloat
If people don’t have food money they don’t buy food which means food sellers are in trouble
It’s like how Medicaid keeps local hospitals afloat
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reminer that this also significantly affects local businesses in darn near every community
If people don’t have food money they don’t buy food which means food sellers are in trouble
It’s like how Medicaid keeps local hospitals afloat
If people don’t have food money they don’t buy food which means food sellers are in trouble
It’s like how Medicaid keeps local hospitals afloat
@nba.com Opening night marquee game and NBA on NBC from my overpriced Xfinity subscription gives me 2-3 seconds of of play and then freezes for a couple minutes
Great job! Time to cancel!
Great job! Time to cancel!
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@nba.com Opening night marquee game and NBA on NBC from my overpriced Xfinity subscription gives me 2-3 seconds of of play and then freezes for a couple minutes
Great job! Time to cancel!
Great job! Time to cancel!
Once again I should not have looked at the Facebook comments
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Once again I should not have looked at the Facebook comments
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people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
I subscribe to exactly three things:
@marisakabas.bsky.social The Handbasket
@achewood-official.bsky.social
@theonion.com
All 100% worth it.
@marisakabas.bsky.social The Handbasket
@achewood-official.bsky.social
@theonion.com
All 100% worth it.
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I subscribe to exactly three things:
@marisakabas.bsky.social The Handbasket
@achewood-official.bsky.social
@theonion.com
All 100% worth it.
@marisakabas.bsky.social The Handbasket
@achewood-official.bsky.social
@theonion.com
All 100% worth it.
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It's like @stefanheck.bsky.social created a fan in MLB: The Show bsky.app/profile/mtip...
Okay but look at the dude behind butt plug guy. That dude is absolutely yoked. That blue jays jersey is fighting for its life
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's like @stefanheck.bsky.social created a fan in MLB: The Show bsky.app/profile/mtip...
Ending the occupation of Palestine is actually a pro-Jewish and pro-humanity position, not advocacy for terrorism
United States Congressman calls for the deportation of all Muslims from the US.
All Jewish groups should join together to denounce this.
All Jewish groups should join together to denounce this.
October 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ending the occupation of Palestine is actually a pro-Jewish and pro-humanity position, not advocacy for terrorism
I live out in rural-ish northern California, and I saw a police blotter item wherein someone saw a couple guys in all black trying to jump his fence and decided they were “antifa” rather than just garden variety crooks
The invention is so far from reality
The invention is so far from reality
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I live out in rural-ish northern California, and I saw a police blotter item wherein someone saw a couple guys in all black trying to jump his fence and decided they were “antifa” rather than just garden variety crooks
The invention is so far from reality
The invention is so far from reality
Just generally, “separating them by race into vans” isn’t something you want to read about law enforcement.
Monstrous.
"federal agents detained nearly every resident of the 130-unit building—including children and babies—placing them in zip ties and separating them by race into vans for more than two hours early Tuesday morning."
"federal agents detained nearly every resident of the 130-unit building—including children and babies—placing them in zip ties and separating them by race into vans for more than two hours early Tuesday morning."
Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.
Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just generally, “separating them by race into vans” isn’t something you want to read about law enforcement.
Trepidation is a word, not words. C’mon editor.
Inside CBS News, there is a mood of wary resignation as the long-awaited Bari Weiss era begins. “Trepidation,” in the words of one staffer.
Meanwhile, David Ellison's news philosophy is showing major cracks under scrutiny.
My full report in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Meanwhile, David Ellison's news philosophy is showing major cracks under scrutiny.
My full report in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Weiss and Shine
The Bari Weiss era has begun at CBS News, and David Ellison’s push to reshape the storied network has staffers holding their breath about the future of the outlet—especially as the mogul's talking poi...
www.status.news
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trepidation is a word, not words. C’mon editor.
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Inside CBS News, there is a mood of wary resignation as the long-awaited Bari Weiss era begins. “Trepidation,” in the words of one staffer.
Meanwhile, David Ellison's news philosophy is showing major cracks under scrutiny.
My full report in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Meanwhile, David Ellison's news philosophy is showing major cracks under scrutiny.
My full report in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Weiss and Shine
The Bari Weiss era has begun at CBS News, and David Ellison’s push to reshape the storied network has staffers holding their breath about the future of the outlet—especially as the mogul's talking poi...
www.status.news
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Inside CBS News, there is a mood of wary resignation as the long-awaited Bari Weiss era begins. “Trepidation,” in the words of one staffer.
Meanwhile, David Ellison's news philosophy is showing major cracks under scrutiny.
My full report in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Meanwhile, David Ellison's news philosophy is showing major cracks under scrutiny.
My full report in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
All this government shutdown shit is real cute but some of us spent $600 in the last week on camping gear for a trip planned months ago that we can’t go on
So fuck everything and everyone
So fuck everything and everyone
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
All this government shutdown shit is real cute but some of us spent $600 in the last week on camping gear for a trip planned months ago that we can’t go on
So fuck everything and everyone
So fuck everything and everyone
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(He’s probably also too young to know that 2000 wasn’t this century.)
September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
(He’s probably also too young to know that 2000 wasn’t this century.)
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I will not buy a book that has a full sentence after the colon
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I will not buy a book that has a full sentence after the colon
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one thing that remains unchanged between now and 100 years ago: if you have a big baby, they’re gonna put you in the news
September 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
one thing that remains unchanged between now and 100 years ago: if you have a big baby, they’re gonna put you in the news
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ONE MORE TIME
You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ONE MORE TIME
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Back in my day we used headphones to listen to our IPod shuffles on the F train.
Now, people sit on trains and in hospital waiting rooms scrolling through TikTok at full blast with no headphones, subjecting everyone to their shitty algorithmic addiction. It’s so rude! We used to be a society!
Now, people sit on trains and in hospital waiting rooms scrolling through TikTok at full blast with no headphones, subjecting everyone to their shitty algorithmic addiction. It’s so rude! We used to be a society!
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Back in my day we used headphones to listen to our IPod shuffles on the F train.
Now, people sit on trains and in hospital waiting rooms scrolling through TikTok at full blast with no headphones, subjecting everyone to their shitty algorithmic addiction. It’s so rude! We used to be a society!
Now, people sit on trains and in hospital waiting rooms scrolling through TikTok at full blast with no headphones, subjecting everyone to their shitty algorithmic addiction. It’s so rude! We used to be a society!