Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
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Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Donate to Worldwide Wrestling Dojo by 40, organized by Steve M
My name is Steve. I'm a 38 year old autistic man with OCD, GAD, MPD, and CD. I set a goal for m… Steve M needs your support for Worldwide Wrestling Dojo by 40
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I'm tired of being ordinary, #WrestleSky🤼
How does it feel to know that literally everyone hates you right now? I hope every single one of you no longer knows peace in public.
You're fighting for us. You're fighting against us, coward.
You're fighting for us. You're fighting against us, coward.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
How does it feel to know that literally everyone hates you right now? I hope every single one of you no longer knows peace in public.
You're fighting for us. You're fighting against us, coward.
You're fighting for us. You're fighting against us, coward.
All of us who look like we're in the only class they care about have a responsibility to get off our asses and get in front.
They can't arrest all of us.
They can't arrest all of us.
If you haven't noticed.... the entire US government is only interested in protecting one class, and you probably ain't in it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
All of us who look like we're in the only class they care about have a responsibility to get off our asses and get in front.
They can't arrest all of us.
They can't arrest all of us.
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Because many struggle with math…
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Because many struggle with math…
Bot account, block and move on
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bot account, block and move on
This raggedy bitch
Shaheen on Fox & Friends: "I believe there are number of Republicans who are gonna join us in trying to address healthcare costs ... we are gonna be able to continue to right about healthcare because we're gonna have a vote in December."
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This raggedy bitch
HURR DURR I USED MY OWN SITE AS PROOF
Transphobic dude continues to be transphobic, shocker
Transphobic dude continues to be transphobic, shocker
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
HURR DURR I USED MY OWN SITE AS PROOF
Transphobic dude continues to be transphobic, shocker
Transphobic dude continues to be transphobic, shocker
A ride on a scoopala digala would fix me
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A ride on a scoopala digala would fix me
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I could really use some help this month. My goal for the day is one new patron. Any sign ups are very much appreciated.
As a patron, you'll support my art and my life. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
As a patron, you'll support my art and my life. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I could really use some help this month. My goal for the day is one new patron. Any sign ups are very much appreciated.
As a patron, you'll support my art and my life. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
As a patron, you'll support my art and my life. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Please take care of yourselves. I didn't and my wife just found me crying on our back steps because OCD is a bitch.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Please take care of yourselves. I didn't and my wife just found me crying on our back steps because OCD is a bitch.
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Topanga needs some bookings!
I don’t think any local wrestling promoters follow me here, but i am now fully a free agent, looking for bookings
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Topanga needs some bookings!
Gonna try something
Mac and cheese using spaghetti noodles
Mac and cheese using spaghetti noodles
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Gonna try something
Mac and cheese using spaghetti noodles
Mac and cheese using spaghetti noodles
Please remember - donating shelf stable goods is GREAT but cash is king. Shelters and non-profits have business relationships with distributors and grocers, they can turn $1 into $10 for hungry folk.
Help how you can. Signal boosting helps, too.
Help how you can. Signal boosting helps, too.
Alright you beautiful protein shake swilling hogs, the orange man has continued to be bad and people are going hungry. So it's time to help people. Y'all know I wouldn't tap your gains for a bad cause. I've chipped in and hope y'all are able to too.
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Please remember - donating shelf stable goods is GREAT but cash is king. Shelters and non-profits have business relationships with distributors and grocers, they can turn $1 into $10 for hungry folk.
Help how you can. Signal boosting helps, too.
Help how you can. Signal boosting helps, too.
Finally some good fucking news
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Finally some good fucking news
One of my coworkers unplugged my sous vide during a 28 hour cook and I have no idea when it stopped so I can't restart. 8 lbs of lamb shank wasted.
1000 YEARS OF JAIL ON THE SUN
1000 YEARS OF JAIL ON THE SUN
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
One of my coworkers unplugged my sous vide during a 28 hour cook and I have no idea when it stopped so I can't restart. 8 lbs of lamb shank wasted.
1000 YEARS OF JAIL ON THE SUN
1000 YEARS OF JAIL ON THE SUN
I love Halloween, especially if you take everything literally.
I just saw an old timey robber unloading the cash from a lottery machine and a piece of pizza made my coffee.
I just saw an old timey robber unloading the cash from a lottery machine and a piece of pizza made my coffee.
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I love Halloween, especially if you take everything literally.
I just saw an old timey robber unloading the cash from a lottery machine and a piece of pizza made my coffee.
I just saw an old timey robber unloading the cash from a lottery machine and a piece of pizza made my coffee.
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With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
Alright tooth fairy how many teeth you need to give me a food truck
Follow-up do they have to be my teeth
Follow-up do they have to be my teeth
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Alright tooth fairy how many teeth you need to give me a food truck
Follow-up do they have to be my teeth
Follow-up do they have to be my teeth
It's classism - mayo is a poor people condiment, and that's what rich people think the Midwest is full of.
it is also just simply totally inaccurate that only white midwestern americans like mayo
far as i can tell from traveling internationally a lot - the whole world, it loves mayonnaise.
far as i can tell from traveling internationally a lot - the whole world, it loves mayonnaise.
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's classism - mayo is a poor people condiment, and that's what rich people think the Midwest is full of.
Please help if you can. Jamaica is going to be hit HARD and there's gonna be a lot of hungry folk
World Central Kitchen is mobilizing to Jamaica, please consider donating
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Please help if you can. Jamaica is going to be hit HARD and there's gonna be a lot of hungry folk
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Siham Hassan, a former member of Sudan’s Parliament who ran community kitchens to feed the hungry and starving in her hometown of Al-Fashir, was executed by UAE-backed RSF terrorists.
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Siham Hassan, a former member of Sudan’s Parliament who ran community kitchens to feed the hungry and starving in her hometown of Al-Fashir, was executed by UAE-backed RSF terrorists.
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Yup. “Free speech” is dead.
That’s what happens when the Rule of Law is eliminated.
That’s what happens when the Rule of Law is eliminated.
I hate that I can't say what I want without the fuckin feds showing up at my door
My blood is boiling
My blood is boiling
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yup. “Free speech” is dead.
That’s what happens when the Rule of Law is eliminated.
That’s what happens when the Rule of Law is eliminated.
Everything sucks
That doesn't mean you have to eat Arby's Steak Bites
You're better than this
That doesn't mean you have to eat Arby's Steak Bites
You're better than this
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Everything sucks
That doesn't mean you have to eat Arby's Steak Bites
You're better than this
That doesn't mean you have to eat Arby's Steak Bites
You're better than this