napalmlobster.bsky.social
@napalmlobster.bsky.social
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Sorry but Apiaries shouldn’t be where bees live they should be observatories run by apes, get it together already
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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It feels like one million o’clock at night
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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We need to remember what’s important in life: Friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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everything is garbage and yet everything also costs infinity dollars
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Call me old fashioned, but I don't want to drink anything with glitter in it
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Douglas Adams was a true visionary for realizing that if doors could talk, that would actually be really terrible.
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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the climate's probably just changing for attention
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Prof. Andrew Sinclair who discovered the SRY gene says: “ Science does not support the overly simplistic assertion of World Athletics’ that SRY testing is a “reliable proxy” for determining biological sex.”
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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CDC ACIP meeting presenters are suggesting Covid vax can trigger cancer just based on case reports that don't prove association.

Meanwhile, research does seem to suggest that Covid can trigger dormant cancer cells. news.cuanschutz.edu/cancer-cente...
CU Cancer Center-led Research Shows That COVID-19 Infection Can Awaken Dormant Cancer Cells, Leading to Metastatic Disease
CU Cancer Center researcher James DeGregori, PhD, led a study showing that COVID-19 can awaken dormant cancer cells, leading to metastatic disease.
news.cuanschutz.edu
September 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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It happened again
August 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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One reason to have friends of different ages and interests and backgrounds is so you can assemble a killer trivia team
August 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Me talking about the Heat Death
Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.
July 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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“There are countless horrible things happening all over the world, and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible”
- Auberon Waugh
January 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM