napalmlobster.bsky.social
@napalmlobster.bsky.social
As if I wanted to be driving. I long to be on a train but alas.
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nobody ever went broke betting on Americans ability to self own
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I would buy a BYD if America actually allowed competition
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
At least with tulips you get flowers
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You cannot teach a man what it profits him not to know
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My healthcare is also a guy with some leeches, we have a lot in common actually
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wait til that guy learns about tumblr
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do it because the healthcare system is too expensive to contract a chronic illness! 😷
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not that I can recall
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reposted
Douglas Adams was a true visionary for realizing that if doors could talk, that would actually be really terrible.
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you didn't have multiple women you called Granny, whose relationship to your family was murky at best; I feel sorry for you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Or the lyrics to Born In America. Reading comprehension has never been their thing
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM