Christine Parker
@christineparkerco.com
🍄 Freelance Illustrator, Designer, & Muralist
🌈 Playful Art for Fearless Brands
📚 Reader, knitter, dog mom, auntie, smart ass
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Let’s make something awesome: https://christineparkerco.com/links
🌈 Playful Art for Fearless Brands
📚 Reader, knitter, dog mom, auntie, smart ass
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Let’s make something awesome: https://christineparkerco.com/links
Every time I think about being away from my puppy for half a month my eyes start leaking
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Every time I think about being away from my puppy for half a month my eyes start leaking
Bringing @woolensandnosh.bsky.social's sheep logo (Barb) to life as an anthropomorphic Breakfast Club character was one of my favorite illustrations of 2025.
Huge thank you to Michele for trusting me with this ridiculously fun project! 🐑😎
Huge thank you to Michele for trusting me with this ridiculously fun project! 🐑😎
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Bringing @woolensandnosh.bsky.social's sheep logo (Barb) to life as an anthropomorphic Breakfast Club character was one of my favorite illustrations of 2025.
Huge thank you to Michele for trusting me with this ridiculously fun project! 🐑😎
Huge thank you to Michele for trusting me with this ridiculously fun project! 🐑😎
How many pairs of underpants is appropriate to bring on a 2-week long trip? 47?
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
How many pairs of underpants is appropriate to bring on a 2-week long trip? 47?
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buff.ly/s1EAgtm "You think you’re watching an ICE agent murder an innocent woman, but what you’re really watching is a federal agent being the victim of a domestic terrorist."
What You’re Watching Isn’t What You’re Really Watching
“Federal and local officials dispute the circumstances that led an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer to fatally shoot a 37-year-old woman...
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
buff.ly/s1EAgtm "You think you’re watching an ICE agent murder an innocent woman, but what you’re really watching is a federal agent being the victim of a domestic terrorist."
Anxiety is fun because tomorrow I am embarking on a 2-week adventure in a tropical paradise to accomplish one of the Top 5 Coolest Things I've Ever Done and my brain is like "haha you're going to die :)"
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Anxiety is fun because tomorrow I am embarking on a 2-week adventure in a tropical paradise to accomplish one of the Top 5 Coolest Things I've Ever Done and my brain is like "haha you're going to die :)"
I just ate like half a box of Raisin Bran so if anyone needs me I’ll be at the hospital
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I just ate like half a box of Raisin Bran so if anyone needs me I’ll be at the hospital
Getting a pedicure is so weird. Like “Hi it’s so nice to meet you! Ok well here’s my crusty old lady feet”
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Getting a pedicure is so weird. Like “Hi it’s so nice to meet you! Ok well here’s my crusty old lady feet”
January is weird. It’s dark, quiet, cold, & emotionally… crispy? So this month’s design is all about trusting the process, even when it feels slow, messy, chaotic, or confusing.
It’s a reminder that rest, patience, and small…
https://christineparkerco.com/january-artwork-reveal-trust-the-process/
It’s a reminder that rest, patience, and small…
https://christineparkerco.com/january-artwork-reveal-trust-the-process/
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
January is weird. It’s dark, quiet, cold, & emotionally… crispy? So this month’s design is all about trusting the process, even when it feels slow, messy, chaotic, or confusing.
It’s a reminder that rest, patience, and small…
https://christineparkerco.com/january-artwork-reveal-trust-the-process/
It’s a reminder that rest, patience, and small…
https://christineparkerco.com/january-artwork-reveal-trust-the-process/
Half a day to half a decade (or longer).
I rarely ever finish anything in one sitting and frequently return to paused or abandoned projects I started ages ago or even fully restyle finished pieces as my tastes change
I rarely ever finish anything in one sitting and frequently return to paused or abandoned projects I started ages ago or even fully restyle finished pieces as my tastes change
hey artists on bluesky, how long does it take you to finish a piece to post?
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Half a day to half a decade (or longer).
I rarely ever finish anything in one sitting and frequently return to paused or abandoned projects I started ages ago or even fully restyle finished pieces as my tastes change
I rarely ever finish anything in one sitting and frequently return to paused or abandoned projects I started ages ago or even fully restyle finished pieces as my tastes change
Reposted by Christine Parker
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
I am so profoundly grateful for therapy.
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I am so profoundly grateful for therapy.
I mean, at least this year is an even number.
At least we have that.
At least we have that.
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I mean, at least this year is an even number.
At least we have that.
At least we have that.
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
I have reserved a convertible rental car for our upcoming trip to the Keys. (They didn’t have any PT Cruisers available.) It will probably be the nicest car I’ve ever driven.
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I have reserved a convertible rental car for our upcoming trip to the Keys. (They didn’t have any PT Cruisers available.) It will probably be the nicest car I’ve ever driven.
Tomorrow is somehow Monday but also Friday, which makes today feel like Sunday but not Thursday.
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Tomorrow is somehow Monday but also Friday, which makes today feel like Sunday but not Thursday.
It’s embarrassing that a corporation that could easily afford to hire a real human artist instead chose to splash a sloppy AI image on their home page and somehow ALSO failed to even take 5 seconds to consult a real human who has actually touched knitting needles before to verify its accuracy
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It’s embarrassing that a corporation that could easily afford to hire a real human artist instead chose to splash a sloppy AI image on their home page and somehow ALSO failed to even take 5 seconds to consult a real human who has actually touched knitting needles before to verify its accuracy
We taught Milo Hide & Seek this evening and I did not realize how fun it would be to play with a #blind dog.
Like exponentially more fun than playing with sighted humans lol
He takes seeking VERY seriously and when he eventually finds you he is SO proud and wants you to hide again IMMEDIATELY 🥹😂
Like exponentially more fun than playing with sighted humans lol
He takes seeking VERY seriously and when he eventually finds you he is SO proud and wants you to hide again IMMEDIATELY 🥹😂
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
We taught Milo Hide & Seek this evening and I did not realize how fun it would be to play with a #blind dog.
Like exponentially more fun than playing with sighted humans lol
He takes seeking VERY seriously and when he eventually finds you he is SO proud and wants you to hide again IMMEDIATELY 🥹😂
Like exponentially more fun than playing with sighted humans lol
He takes seeking VERY seriously and when he eventually finds you he is SO proud and wants you to hide again IMMEDIATELY 🥹😂
Reposted by Christine Parker
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
Reposted by Christine Parker
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
Reposted by Christine Parker
how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
Reposted by Christine Parker
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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The Sims (2000)
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Sims (2000)