Christine Parker
@christineparkerco.com
🍄 Freelance Illustrator, Designer, & Muralist
🌈 Playful Art for Fearless Brands
📚 Reader, knitter, auntie, smart ass
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Let’s make something awesome: https://christineparkerco.com/links
🌈 Playful Art for Fearless Brands
📚 Reader, knitter, auntie, smart ass
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Let’s make something awesome: https://christineparkerco.com/links
If you're reading this, go drink some water. You're looking a little unjuicy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you're reading this, go drink some water. You're looking a little unjuicy.
A Feminist Holiday Gift Guide (Created by Feminist Artists): This year, we're ditching the big-box bullshit and supporting artists and small businesses who create meaningful work that aligns with our values.
https://christineparkerco.com/a-feminist-holiday-gift-guide-created-by-feminist-artists/
https://christineparkerco.com/a-feminist-holiday-gift-guide-created-by-feminist-artists/
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A Feminist Holiday Gift Guide (Created by Feminist Artists): This year, we're ditching the big-box bullshit and supporting artists and small businesses who create meaningful work that aligns with our values.
https://christineparkerco.com/a-feminist-holiday-gift-guide-created-by-feminist-artists/
https://christineparkerco.com/a-feminist-holiday-gift-guide-created-by-feminist-artists/
Me, lying to myself: I'll do that later
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me, lying to myself: I'll do that later
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pig-like he whines
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
pig-like he whines
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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We’ll none of that
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We’ll none of that
Me: *head to toe black and gray*
My dog: *🌈TIE DYE!💥NEONS!⚡️DIFFERENT NEONS!🌈JEWEL TONES!💥RAINBOW LEASH!⚡️*
My dog: *🌈TIE DYE!💥NEONS!⚡️DIFFERENT NEONS!🌈JEWEL TONES!💥RAINBOW LEASH!⚡️*
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: *head to toe black and gray*
My dog: *🌈TIE DYE!💥NEONS!⚡️DIFFERENT NEONS!🌈JEWEL TONES!💥RAINBOW LEASH!⚡️*
My dog: *🌈TIE DYE!💥NEONS!⚡️DIFFERENT NEONS!🌈JEWEL TONES!💥RAINBOW LEASH!⚡️*
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happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.
I am so grateful I get to do art for my job
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I am so grateful I get to do art for my job
Seems underhanded to write off Meta Quest 3 as a business expense but here we are.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Seems underhanded to write off Meta Quest 3 as a business expense but here we are.
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Book Cover of the Day:
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Book Cover of the Day:
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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*strange crinkling sounds*
Q: Oh no, where is Milo?
A: Under my desk, shredding some sticky notes that had fallen onto the office floor
Q: Oh no, where is Milo?
A: Under my desk, shredding some sticky notes that had fallen onto the office floor
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
*strange crinkling sounds*
Q: Oh no, where is Milo?
A: Under my desk, shredding some sticky notes that had fallen onto the office floor
Q: Oh no, where is Milo?
A: Under my desk, shredding some sticky notes that had fallen onto the office floor
It’s so windy my house is creaking like the rigging of an old timey ship.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s so windy my house is creaking like the rigging of an old timey ship.
Anything more than two PT Cruisers is just needless extravagance.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Anything more than two PT Cruisers is just needless extravagance.
My husband bought our *fifth* PT Cruiser yesterday
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My husband bought our *fifth* PT Cruiser yesterday
Listening to the 25th anniversary remaster of Green Day’s Warning album which was originally released in 2000 made me re-remember that 2000 was 25 years ago and that is super mean
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Listening to the 25th anniversary remaster of Green Day’s Warning album which was originally released in 2000 made me re-remember that 2000 was 25 years ago and that is super mean
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
My little dog has started requesting *uppies* when I’m in the bathroom and then cuddles up in my lap like the whole reason I’m sitting on this weird chair is for his personal comfort
And it’s FUCKING ADORABLE and I LOVE IT
Who knew toilet snugs was something my life was sorely lacking?
And it’s FUCKING ADORABLE and I LOVE IT
Who knew toilet snugs was something my life was sorely lacking?
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My little dog has started requesting *uppies* when I’m in the bathroom and then cuddles up in my lap like the whole reason I’m sitting on this weird chair is for his personal comfort
And it’s FUCKING ADORABLE and I LOVE IT
Who knew toilet snugs was something my life was sorely lacking?
And it’s FUCKING ADORABLE and I LOVE IT
Who knew toilet snugs was something my life was sorely lacking?
What song is stuck in my head?
If you guessed the song I listened to for two hours trying to match up clips to the beats in the reel I just posted, you’d be correct.
If you guessed the song I listened to for two hours trying to match up clips to the beats in the reel I just posted, you’d be correct.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What song is stuck in my head?
If you guessed the song I listened to for two hours trying to match up clips to the beats in the reel I just posted, you’d be correct.
If you guessed the song I listened to for two hours trying to match up clips to the beats in the reel I just posted, you’d be correct.
I hope the staff at my dog’s daycare don’t pay attention to my outfit when I drop him off because I am 1000% wearing the same stretchy pants as yesterday. and also the day before.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I hope the staff at my dog’s daycare don’t pay attention to my outfit when I drop him off because I am 1000% wearing the same stretchy pants as yesterday. and also the day before.
6:30 pm is a perfectly acceptable bedtime for November through February
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
6:30 pm is a perfectly acceptable bedtime for November through February