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🐈‍⬛happy black cat month🐈‍⬛

your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years
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Alice Greedy Dyke

England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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So today I heard that Chile recently crowned their country’s beauty queen to compete in the World competition and not only is Miss World Chile a beauty, she is also the singer in a progressive death metal band and you get no guesses what her winning talent performance was
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Considering she did the performance in a classic beauty queen gown and sash, I think she was definitely holding back on the judges assuming she didn’t kill them due to shock
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
fuck borders

no fucking justification for borders
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Come for the sheep, stay for the alt text
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"I think you should let him hang himself" looooool
Love to give advice to a sex criminal

[🎁]

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
im concerned about you guys fucking paying them

isnt one of the most basic roles of government to help protect people from potential consequences of others' risky activities we've deemed useful or necessary?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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featherless biped
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I remember seeing this same building on another one of these posts a couple years ago and finding it on google because I *had* to know how big it really was.

Today, I remembered exactly what intersection it was on.

I'm too autistic for this account
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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i'm sorry I know it's mean but I cannot stop myself from laughing whenever one of these people furiously posts that their AI boyfriend told them to log off and touch grass
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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oh sorry it cropped out the full comic
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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King of the beach 🦊

Painting of my boy for today’s #dailyart , clocking in at 1hr 30min.

#corgi #petportrait
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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long overdue tbqh
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Cheney dying definitely qualifies for crab rave

youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ?...
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Noisestorm
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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my special interest is being mad online
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM