Mystic Lapine
@mysticlapine.bsky.social
PFP by @phobia.bsky.social
A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat.
Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University
lvl 38 Mystic Theurge
🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞
A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat.
Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University
lvl 38 Mystic Theurge
🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞
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Alice and the Caterpillar — Arthur Rackham, 1907
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Alice and the Caterpillar — Arthur Rackham, 1907
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Me too
I promise
I promise
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me too
I promise
I promise
Selesnya is Sagitarian
Boros is Libran
Dimir is Scorpian
I have theories about the other guilds but these 3 are canon and you can debate me if it pleases you (to be wrong🐰)
Boros is Libran
Dimir is Scorpian
I have theories about the other guilds but these 3 are canon and you can debate me if it pleases you (to be wrong🐰)
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Selesnya is Sagitarian
Boros is Libran
Dimir is Scorpian
I have theories about the other guilds but these 3 are canon and you can debate me if it pleases you (to be wrong🐰)
Boros is Libran
Dimir is Scorpian
I have theories about the other guilds but these 3 are canon and you can debate me if it pleases you (to be wrong🐰)
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Libras are the friendliest people with the Leave Me The Fuck Alone-iest dispositions
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Libras are the friendliest people with the Leave Me The Fuck Alone-iest dispositions
Wishing a blessed Hekate's Night to those who celebrate. It is my first night doing so, and I am looking forward to Deipnon.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Wishing a blessed Hekate's Night to those who celebrate. It is my first night doing so, and I am looking forward to Deipnon.
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The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
How long are the American people going to take *gestures vaguely but wildly* all this??? Income inequality today is worse than it was before the French Revolution and the scandal ridden president is building ballrooms and making AI cartoons of shitting on the public. What actually would it take??
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How long are the American people going to take *gestures vaguely but wildly* all this??? Income inequality today is worse than it was before the French Revolution and the scandal ridden president is building ballrooms and making AI cartoons of shitting on the public. What actually would it take??
@4nugg4tron.bsky.social damb, they keep suspending you?
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
@4nugg4tron.bsky.social damb, they keep suspending you?
After years of hesitance I am finally answering Hekate's call in earnest.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
After years of hesitance I am finally answering Hekate's call in earnest.
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Pride goeth before a fall. Specifically, in June of the season prior to the fall.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Pride goeth before a fall. Specifically, in June of the season prior to the fall.
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It’s me, your vaguely ominous internet acquaintance who you’re pretty sure is in the woods somewhere
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s me, your vaguely ominous internet acquaintance who you’re pretty sure is in the woods somewhere
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everyone will be rabbitified by [REDACTED] anyway so it's a moot point, but y'know
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
everyone will be rabbitified by [REDACTED] anyway so it's a moot point, but y'know
I think the story of Jacob and Esau is a horrible story, where the hero wins by being greedy and conniving and God loves them for it. And Esau is basically a racist caricature of a people called the Edomites, hairy guy who talks like a caveman but works hard. God hates his ass.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I think the story of Jacob and Esau is a horrible story, where the hero wins by being greedy and conniving and God loves them for it. And Esau is basically a racist caricature of a people called the Edomites, hairy guy who talks like a caveman but works hard. God hates his ass.
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Going mad with the destructive power of sinister magic and dubious potions
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Going mad with the destructive power of sinister magic and dubious potions
Happy Wizard Wednesday, Everyone!!
Art thou up doing what thou wilt?
Art thou up doing what thou wilt?
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Happy Wizard Wednesday, Everyone!!
Art thou up doing what thou wilt?
Art thou up doing what thou wilt?
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its the full moon! time to crash out
its time for a FULL MOON MELTDOWN
its time for a FULL MOON MELTDOWN
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
its the full moon! time to crash out
its time for a FULL MOON MELTDOWN
its time for a FULL MOON MELTDOWN
The Adventures of Jacob and Esau
~Present~
Souperman: The Man of Steal
~Present~
Souperman: The Man of Steal
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Adventures of Jacob and Esau
~Present~
Souperman: The Man of Steal
~Present~
Souperman: The Man of Steal
Another day, another witch's coven rejection letter. Throw it on the pile I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Another day, another witch's coven rejection letter. Throw it on the pile I guess.
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the rp venue im at now has a mind eating evil serpent that lives underneath the manor and feeds on fear. someone was like "do you know about the serpent" and im just thinking uh yeah buddy i follow like 9 mechsploitation girlies on bluesky, I am very aware of The Serpent.
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the rp venue im at now has a mind eating evil serpent that lives underneath the manor and feeds on fear. someone was like "do you know about the serpent" and im just thinking uh yeah buddy i follow like 9 mechsploitation girlies on bluesky, I am very aware of The Serpent.
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In my latest blog, I offer a starter guide for people looking to approach Hekate: altar inspiration, correspondences, simple devotional practices, and more.
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#PaganSky #WitchSky
Honouring the goddess Hekate: thresholds, torches, and magic
A practical starter guide to working with Hekate, the goddess of thresholds and witchcraft, including altar inspiration, correspondences, rituals, and more.
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October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
As Professor of Conjurations at the Arcane University, the principle aspect that pertains to my practice the most as represented in the secret histories is Knock
"The principle called Knock permits no seal and no isolation. It thrusts us gleefully out of the safety of ignorance."
"The principle called Knock permits no seal and no isolation. It thrusts us gleefully out of the safety of ignorance."
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
As Professor of Conjurations at the Arcane University, the principle aspect that pertains to my practice the most as represented in the secret histories is Knock
"The principle called Knock permits no seal and no isolation. It thrusts us gleefully out of the safety of ignorance."
"The principle called Knock permits no seal and no isolation. It thrusts us gleefully out of the safety of ignorance."