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Mystic Lapine
@mysticlapine.bsky.social
PFP by @phobia.bsky.social

A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat.
Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University
lvl 38 Mystic Theurge

🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞
Wishing a blessed Hekate's Night to those who celebrate. It is my first night doing so, and I am looking forward to Deipnon.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Post your Wizarding Thoughts on this Wizard Wednesday or else your Wizarding License will be Scrutinized!!!
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why does her fist look like she has weird fleshy human toe beans? I had to zoom in to parse it as a human fist.
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
September 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I made this wojak without any real world context or anything, I just thought it was funny. NPC Wearing Angy Face Mask Wojak
August 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
August 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thank you for 200 followers. I'm a bigger deal in the arcane world, the spirits are just being shy... Yeah! That's the ticket!
August 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Egg
August 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Body shaming Trump is not courageous or interesting or even that funny. Every twobit bluelib cartoonist is doing it right here on this website. South Park only ever throws a tantrum about free speech when it means they can't harass Muslims more than they do, but the Palestinian exception? crickets
July 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
July 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
strange glitch, not photoshopped
July 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
License them as privateers and you will have your boats.

Forbidden magicks, please
June 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
May 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
May 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Please listen carefully because what follows is actual gnome lore. Every gnome bridegroom receives a cuckoo clock when he takes a wife.
May 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
May 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hello, Nancy... I want to play a game... Do you like Easter Eggs?

(Nancy made this image, let's all praise Nancy itt)
May 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Disney is on the BDS short list as a pressure target. But ok it is obviously super unlikely that this Zionist media entity might use Zionist dog whistles vis a vis my previous thread and I'm crazy to even suggest it. /s
April 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
April 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I believe all the Tarot 5's show struggle because of their relationship with Gevurah, the fifth sefirot, which is associated with Severity and Harshness. Also I like the representation of Taurus in the Heirophant V card in the Toth Tarot.
April 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I told them there was something on the wing, but they wouldn't believe me!
April 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
April 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think of you as one of these, nevermind the [stupid] part.
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM