dan
@myselfnzyme.bsky.social
I've lost my purple hat.
Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati
I dance better than the other dads.
🔴⚪️ #Assna
#Nobigots
Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati
I dance better than the other dads.
🔴⚪️ #Assna
#Nobigots
Pinned
#365positivedays with my bredrin of over 20 years, we didn't speak for 16 of them.
He's an IT geek and music producer, we're back doing what we met each other doing.
Making music coz we love it
And tomorrow's his birthday, we lost too many years to teenage "beef"
Happy B'day my brudda
He's an IT geek and music producer, we're back doing what we met each other doing.
Making music coz we love it
And tomorrow's his birthday, we lost too many years to teenage "beef"
Happy B'day my brudda
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
#365positivedays with my bredrin of over 20 years, we didn't speak for 16 of them.
He's an IT geek and music producer, we're back doing what we met each other doing.
Making music coz we love it
And tomorrow's his birthday, we lost too many years to teenage "beef"
Happy B'day my brudda
He's an IT geek and music producer, we're back doing what we met each other doing.
Making music coz we love it
And tomorrow's his birthday, we lost too many years to teenage "beef"
Happy B'day my brudda
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A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
Stood next to Eddie Izzard in Boots, both quietly cursing the self-checkout, took all my strength to not bother her.
What an absolute Legend.
What an absolute Legend.
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Stood next to Eddie Izzard in Boots, both quietly cursing the self-checkout, took all my strength to not bother her.
What an absolute Legend.
What an absolute Legend.
I'm not a Northerner, got no right to moan, but Lord have mercy!! Its brass monkeys out 'ere 🥶
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I'm not a Northerner, got no right to moan, but Lord have mercy!! Its brass monkeys out 'ere 🥶
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😂
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
😂
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It’s 25 years since Big Dunc became the first person to drag an intruder back INSIDE his property.
Bring yer dinner.
Bring yer dinner.
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 AM
It’s 25 years since Big Dunc became the first person to drag an intruder back INSIDE his property.
Bring yer dinner.
Bring yer dinner.
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You know the old Andy Griffith looking motherfucker in Die Hard 2?
The guy eating canned soup and watching an antique TV in a condemned building, 'til he got shot by weirdos?
First time I saw that shit, I was like "wow, what a weird life."
Joke's on me, now. That is basically my retirement plan.
The guy eating canned soup and watching an antique TV in a condemned building, 'til he got shot by weirdos?
First time I saw that shit, I was like "wow, what a weird life."
Joke's on me, now. That is basically my retirement plan.
April 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You know the old Andy Griffith looking motherfucker in Die Hard 2?
The guy eating canned soup and watching an antique TV in a condemned building, 'til he got shot by weirdos?
First time I saw that shit, I was like "wow, what a weird life."
Joke's on me, now. That is basically my retirement plan.
The guy eating canned soup and watching an antique TV in a condemned building, 'til he got shot by weirdos?
First time I saw that shit, I was like "wow, what a weird life."
Joke's on me, now. That is basically my retirement plan.
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Yesterday's Word Count = 518
“You fight like my sister!”
“I’ve fought your sister – that’s a compliment.”
THE ROAD TO EL DORADO
(* I could have posted a million of these - including "It's not a prybar."
“You fight like my sister!”
“I’ve fought your sister – that’s a compliment.”
THE ROAD TO EL DORADO
(* I could have posted a million of these - including "It's not a prybar."
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Yesterday's Word Count = 518
“You fight like my sister!”
“I’ve fought your sister – that’s a compliment.”
THE ROAD TO EL DORADO
(* I could have posted a million of these - including "It's not a prybar."
“You fight like my sister!”
“I’ve fought your sister – that’s a compliment.”
THE ROAD TO EL DORADO
(* I could have posted a million of these - including "It's not a prybar."
This blanket of snow is disrespectful! But then again I'm sat in front of the telly in a cocoon of Comfort watching shite.
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
This blanket of snow is disrespectful! But then again I'm sat in front of the telly in a cocoon of Comfort watching shite.
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A close up crop of a portrait I have been working on in December. I really enjoyed playing with the contrasting blue and orange hues.
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 AM
A close up crop of a portrait I have been working on in December. I really enjoyed playing with the contrasting blue and orange hues.
Absolute blub-fest for me, in front of the damn dog as well.
Anne Hathaway's finest hour.
Anne Hathaway's finest hour.
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Absolute blub-fest for me, in front of the damn dog as well.
Anne Hathaway's finest hour.
Anne Hathaway's finest hour.
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There's some comedy on later if you like that:
Men's International Test Match Series - 5th Test
Australia vs England, scheduled 23:30
Australia v England
Venue: Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney 🤭
Men's International Test Match Series - 5th Test
Australia vs England, scheduled 23:30
Australia v England
Venue: Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney 🤭
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
There's some comedy on later if you like that:
Men's International Test Match Series - 5th Test
Australia vs England, scheduled 23:30
Australia v England
Venue: Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney 🤭
Men's International Test Match Series - 5th Test
Australia vs England, scheduled 23:30
Australia v England
Venue: Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney 🤭
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Yes we walked across the Harbour Bridge in the pouring rain a few months ago. Not because we hate Jewish people but because we were against the slaughter of innocent civilians. It was a peaceful protest. We don’t need long arms on our streets or at sporting events.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Yes we walked across the Harbour Bridge in the pouring rain a few months ago. Not because we hate Jewish people but because we were against the slaughter of innocent civilians. It was a peaceful protest. We don’t need long arms on our streets or at sporting events.
No cheating. Post your most recent pic of your pet.
(I hope a vid counts, 'tis the most recent)
(I hope a vid counts, 'tis the most recent)
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
No cheating. Post your most recent pic of your pet.
(I hope a vid counts, 'tis the most recent)
(I hope a vid counts, 'tis the most recent)
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Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line
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2026 is here!
To the hunters and collectors: thanks for being part of the journey. We’re starting the year with fresh energy and a focus on the classics. May your 2026 be filled with rare finds and a perfect soundtrack.
#Oneshotrecords #NewYear2026 #hiphopmedia
To the hunters and collectors: thanks for being part of the journey. We’re starting the year with fresh energy and a focus on the classics. May your 2026 be filled with rare finds and a perfect soundtrack.
#Oneshotrecords #NewYear2026 #hiphopmedia
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
2026 is here!
To the hunters and collectors: thanks for being part of the journey. We’re starting the year with fresh energy and a focus on the classics. May your 2026 be filled with rare finds and a perfect soundtrack.
#Oneshotrecords #NewYear2026 #hiphopmedia
To the hunters and collectors: thanks for being part of the journey. We’re starting the year with fresh energy and a focus on the classics. May your 2026 be filled with rare finds and a perfect soundtrack.
#Oneshotrecords #NewYear2026 #hiphopmedia
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Making an effort to take a positive from every day this year. It is already proving to be challenging but...here goes!
#365positivedays day 1: shared a lovely family meal last night before I went to work. Dont often have the opportunity 😍
#365positivedays day 1: shared a lovely family meal last night before I went to work. Dont often have the opportunity 😍
January 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Making an effort to take a positive from every day this year. It is already proving to be challenging but...here goes!
#365positivedays day 1: shared a lovely family meal last night before I went to work. Dont often have the opportunity 😍
#365positivedays day 1: shared a lovely family meal last night before I went to work. Dont often have the opportunity 😍
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Excellent results from an Arsenal perspective.
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Excellent results from an Arsenal perspective.
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New Year is a time to reflect on all the dogs we’ve met in the past year, and to look forward to all the dogs we’ll meet in the year to come.
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
New Year is a time to reflect on all the dogs we’ve met in the past year, and to look forward to all the dogs we’ll meet in the year to come.
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Happy New Year, people in my phone!
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Happy New Year, people in my phone!
Caught with the Aussies, happy new year people
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Caught with the Aussies, happy new year people
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Heading into New Year night shifts, so getting it in early. I want to wish all my *Bluesky family* a happy and healthy New Year, and I hope 2026 brings you everything you want, and need. Much love to you all
(And thanks for making this platform what it is)
♥️
(And thanks for making this platform what it is)
♥️
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Heading into New Year night shifts, so getting it in early. I want to wish all my *Bluesky family* a happy and healthy New Year, and I hope 2026 brings you everything you want, and need. Much love to you all
(And thanks for making this platform what it is)
♥️
(And thanks for making this platform what it is)
♥️