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I've lost my purple hat.

Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Chapati

I dance better than the other dads.


🔴⚪️ #Assna


#Nobigots
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Arsenal 2 - Serbia 0 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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This is the aurora from last night at Beaumaris. You could not see any of this with the naked eye, and even on a 10-sec long exposure it was hard to see the colours. With some quick edits however , you can see the green glow in the sky and a few faint vertical streamers.
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Morning fame!
Sally in Morning Star again.👍😜
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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This week in 1986:

Marco Van Basten and one of the greatest volleys since records began.

Holy Scissorbastard. What a goal.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Happy frigging Friday, spread a bit of joy, not quite the Nutbush shuffle @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social but work with me dammit.

#Eternal #Happyhappyjoyjoy #Fridayfeeling
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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It’s John Barnes’ birthday.

So start your day with 35 seconds of musical bliss.

“You’ve got to hold and give…”
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Morag Spudlet Parker has a statement to make at this time.
She will be taking no questions.
Thank you.
#tinypup #Spudlet #FarmLife
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Clean sheet FC
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A perfect roast potato is better than a perfect chip, there I said it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Morning, fame!
And Happy Halloween to all the spooky souls out there! 🎃🕸️👻😭
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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The Thinker Spud
#TinyPup #Spudlet
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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"The Crown is not a politically neutral, ceremonial creche designed to produce toothy celebrity symbols for the gaiety of the nation. It is a political actor. It has its own interests. It has protected the reputation of Andrew at all costs for the best part of 15 years" despite this being "insane"
Why Britain should abolish the monarchy
Good morning.
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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The critical assessment from the Speaker’s Conference concludes: “We have no faith that Meta and X will resolve these issues unless they are legally obliged to do so. There is therefore no point in us recommending wholesale change of policies or modus operandi.” Instead, Ofcom and Govt need to act
'No Faith' in X and Meta to Tackle Abuse in Politics, Says Speaker's Inquiry as It Suggests MPs Leave Platforms
Damning report finds social media giants are failing in legal duties to remove threats
bylinetimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain.

Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.

No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.

Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
October 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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The Times: Deadly Israeli strikes in Gaza.😱
Remember what Sally predicted? Yeah... it’s happening!
Guardian: Hostages set for freedom in key step to endless Gaza war.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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True story
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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I bought my son a Joy Division tshirt for Christmas last year. What does that make me?
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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A good neo-retro-post-punk-new-wave-goth mom
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Autumn in Edinburgh.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Be warned, this is a terrifying puppy attack
#Spudlet #TinyPup #LittleFarm
October 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM