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@myselfnzyme.bsky.social
I've lost my purple hat.
Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati
I dance better than the other dads.
🔴⚪️ #Assna
#Nobigots
Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati
I dance better than the other dads.
🔴⚪️ #Assna
#Nobigots
Happy frigging Friday, spread a bit of joy, not quite the Nutbush shuffle @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social but work with me dammit.
#Eternal #Happyhappyjoyjoy #Fridayfeeling
#Eternal #Happyhappyjoyjoy #Fridayfeeling
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy frigging Friday, spread a bit of joy, not quite the Nutbush shuffle @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social but work with me dammit.
#Eternal #Happyhappyjoyjoy #Fridayfeeling
#Eternal #Happyhappyjoyjoy #Fridayfeeling
Proof that if you dress correctly and have the right talk, you can worm your way into anywhere you want
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Proof that if you dress correctly and have the right talk, you can worm your way into anywhere you want
Got these for a tenner from a charity shop, a TENNER!!
Get in!!
Get in!!
September 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Got these for a tenner from a charity shop, a TENNER!!
Get in!!
Get in!!
Some heathen had the audacity, no, the temerity!! No, the absolute gaul!! To launch these in the skip at work.
And yes I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30, how'd you guess?
And yes I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30, how'd you guess?
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Some heathen had the audacity, no, the temerity!! No, the absolute gaul!! To launch these in the skip at work.
And yes I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30, how'd you guess?
And yes I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30, how'd you guess?
Catch up with me bredrin in ah London for carnival weekend.
Reggae, gigs and whole heap dancing and skanking
#NottingHillCarnival
Reggae, gigs and whole heap dancing and skanking
#NottingHillCarnival
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Catch up with me bredrin in ah London for carnival weekend.
Reggae, gigs and whole heap dancing and skanking
#NottingHillCarnival
Reggae, gigs and whole heap dancing and skanking
#NottingHillCarnival
#NottingHillCarimval humbled my arse today man.
Twas me and my producer (pictured) a whole heap of fun & blasted coconut water (fiver a piece cheeky buggers)
Twas me and my producer (pictured) a whole heap of fun & blasted coconut water (fiver a piece cheeky buggers)
August 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
#NottingHillCarimval humbled my arse today man.
Twas me and my producer (pictured) a whole heap of fun & blasted coconut water (fiver a piece cheeky buggers)
Twas me and my producer (pictured) a whole heap of fun & blasted coconut water (fiver a piece cheeky buggers)
June 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
June 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I've gone down a confectionary rabbit hole and I don't think I'll be out anytime soon.
May 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I've gone down a confectionary rabbit hole and I don't think I'll be out anytime soon.
First time eating a Tim-Tam (both packs) went a little something like this.
Cheers for all your suggestions 'Stralians.
#TimTam #TimTamage #Cuppa
Cheers for all your suggestions 'Stralians.
#TimTam #TimTamage #Cuppa
May 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
First time eating a Tim-Tam (both packs) went a little something like this.
Cheers for all your suggestions 'Stralians.
#TimTam #TimTamage #Cuppa
Cheers for all your suggestions 'Stralians.
#TimTam #TimTamage #Cuppa
Wa gwan my Aussie people (I seem to be on Aussie Bsky for some reason, I'm not mad at it).
Tim-Tams, I'm about to try Tim-Tams for the first time. Bloody expensive but worth it I feel.
I've got original AND caramel on deck.
Special shout out to @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
Tim-Tams, I'm about to try Tim-Tams for the first time. Bloody expensive but worth it I feel.
I've got original AND caramel on deck.
Special shout out to @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Wa gwan my Aussie people (I seem to be on Aussie Bsky for some reason, I'm not mad at it).
Tim-Tams, I'm about to try Tim-Tams for the first time. Bloody expensive but worth it I feel.
I've got original AND caramel on deck.
Special shout out to @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
Tim-Tams, I'm about to try Tim-Tams for the first time. Bloody expensive but worth it I feel.
I've got original AND caramel on deck.
Special shout out to @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
Not my site manager being a book club organiser, and bringing in one of his recommendations for me.
Damn the tides ate changing, I used to get mocked (in a friendly way) for reading at every site I've been on including this one
Damn the tides ate changing, I used to get mocked (in a friendly way) for reading at every site I've been on including this one
May 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Not my site manager being a book club organiser, and bringing in one of his recommendations for me.
Damn the tides ate changing, I used to get mocked (in a friendly way) for reading at every site I've been on including this one
Damn the tides ate changing, I used to get mocked (in a friendly way) for reading at every site I've been on including this one
Temperature rise, hoochie-daddy ahh shorts come out to play.
Although forced to wear cycle shorts for modesty purposes, I'm pointing just in case people don't know what shorts are innit.
#MansNotHot #HoochieDaddyshorts
Although forced to wear cycle shorts for modesty purposes, I'm pointing just in case people don't know what shorts are innit.
#MansNotHot #HoochieDaddyshorts
May 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Temperature rise, hoochie-daddy ahh shorts come out to play.
Although forced to wear cycle shorts for modesty purposes, I'm pointing just in case people don't know what shorts are innit.
#MansNotHot #HoochieDaddyshorts
Although forced to wear cycle shorts for modesty purposes, I'm pointing just in case people don't know what shorts are innit.
#MansNotHot #HoochieDaddyshorts
Meine Hund has 0 manners at her big age.
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Meine Hund has 0 manners at her big age.
Series of pre-taken pics for tonight.
Why? Coz I've got time on my hands.
Here's three of 'em.
Descriptions in alt. Feel free to comment your own out of context whimsical alts.
#COYG #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE
Why? Coz I've got time on my hands.
Here's three of 'em.
Descriptions in alt. Feel free to comment your own out of context whimsical alts.
#COYG #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE
May 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Series of pre-taken pics for tonight.
Why? Coz I've got time on my hands.
Here's three of 'em.
Descriptions in alt. Feel free to comment your own out of context whimsical alts.
#COYG #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE
Why? Coz I've got time on my hands.
Here's three of 'em.
Descriptions in alt. Feel free to comment your own out of context whimsical alts.
#COYG #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE
Im gonna need the rat that did the damage to that wall to be my personal trainer, I'm tryna get hench.
May 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Im gonna need the rat that did the damage to that wall to be my personal trainer, I'm tryna get hench.
Producer's cat pissed off they can't go on the balcony and eff with the 'erb.
This moggy knows good things.
That time-out pose though 😅😅
#Herbalist #SulkyCat #Moggy #Piff
This moggy knows good things.
That time-out pose though 😅😅
#Herbalist #SulkyCat #Moggy #Piff
May 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Producer's cat pissed off they can't go on the balcony and eff with the 'erb.
This moggy knows good things.
That time-out pose though 😅😅
#Herbalist #SulkyCat #Moggy #Piff
This moggy knows good things.
That time-out pose though 😅😅
#Herbalist #SulkyCat #Moggy #Piff
As an African I've decided to summon the ancestors.
April 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
As an African I've decided to summon the ancestors.
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
No skips
HM: Dizzee Rascal - Boy in the corner (2003, a year too early)
No skips
HM: Dizzee Rascal - Boy in the corner (2003, a year too early)
March 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
No skips
HM: Dizzee Rascal - Boy in the corner (2003, a year too early)
No skips
HM: Dizzee Rascal - Boy in the corner (2003, a year too early)
We arm wrestle once a month to assert dominance over the next 4 weeks
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We arm wrestle once a month to assert dominance over the next 4 weeks
Big up my Desis. We out here #BijleeBijlee
March 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Big up my Desis. We out here #BijleeBijlee