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@mxabye.bsky.social
The 30 something overmused They/Them of mayhem. Sassy book witch.
AlDNI 🚫(Overuse, promotion, and intentionally deceptive use of Al will be blocked)
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MDNI 🔞 (Anyone below 18 will be blocked, I'm generally SFW but no promises.)
AlDNI 🚫(Overuse, promotion, and intentionally deceptive use of Al will be blocked)
&
MDNI 🔞 (Anyone below 18 will be blocked, I'm generally SFW but no promises.)
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No shame stings deeper than having Ken Masters disapprove.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
No shame stings deeper than having Ken Masters disapprove.
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2026 needs to be the year of Fuck You, Make Me as a lifestyle and a philosophy.
It's amazing how so fucking many institutions complied with fascism when pretty much every time someone goes "fuck you, make me" the government goes "oh no we made an oopsie, we didn't mean to say that, birthday boy did a lil poopsie oopsie"
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
2026 needs to be the year of Fuck You, Make Me as a lifestyle and a philosophy.
“You will DIE here TONIGHT, but enjoy these succulents, we’re not completely heartless.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
“You will DIE here TONIGHT, but enjoy these succulents, we’re not completely heartless.”
lmao
Oh yeah, there's engagement. I've had people speed in front on crossings, people speed through red lights shaking their head at me, people speed up when they notice I'm in the road to "hurry" me along.
They're engaged with "My two minutes saved is more important than your wellbeing and life".
Oh yeah, there's engagement. I've had people speed in front on crossings, people speed through red lights shaking their head at me, people speed up when they notice I'm in the road to "hurry" me along.
They're engaged with "My two minutes saved is more important than your wellbeing and life".
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
lmao
Oh yeah, there's engagement. I've had people speed in front on crossings, people speed through red lights shaking their head at me, people speed up when they notice I'm in the road to "hurry" me along.
They're engaged with "My two minutes saved is more important than your wellbeing and life".
Oh yeah, there's engagement. I've had people speed in front on crossings, people speed through red lights shaking their head at me, people speed up when they notice I'm in the road to "hurry" me along.
They're engaged with "My two minutes saved is more important than your wellbeing and life".
Trust me, wherever you think this is going... It is not.
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Trust me, wherever you think this is going... It is not.
Heh, I remember this on the back pages of most magazines. I once signed up for a cheat hotline on my mother's phone. A big charge for the secrets of games that... I already knew, because I was in deep with magazines and wanted more. Tips like "unequip your weapon to fight Gray Fox". 🙃
Anyone remember Java games? Always loved looking at these adverts and imagining what the games would be like!
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Heh, I remember this on the back pages of most magazines. I once signed up for a cheat hotline on my mother's phone. A big charge for the secrets of games that... I already knew, because I was in deep with magazines and wanted more. Tips like "unequip your weapon to fight Gray Fox". 🙃
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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Auld acquaintance be forgot, who dis
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Auld acquaintance be forgot, who dis
😎: “Hyeheheheh… ‘Almost a Jill Sandwich’, you just had to be there…”
once again thinking about wesker's code veronica laugh that sounds like he just remembered something unrelated that's funny
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
😎: “Hyeheheheh… ‘Almost a Jill Sandwich’, you just had to be there…”
News: “SNOW BLANKETS THE UK!”
When I wake up, look outside and expect a frozen wonderland but get “the same but colder” instead:
When I wake up, look outside and expect a frozen wonderland but get “the same but colder” instead:
a woman in a black and white dress is making a funny face in front of a row of mannequins .
ALT: a woman in a black and white dress is making a funny face in front of a row of mannequins .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
News: “SNOW BLANKETS THE UK!”
When I wake up, look outside and expect a frozen wonderland but get “the same but colder” instead:
When I wake up, look outside and expect a frozen wonderland but get “the same but colder” instead:
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"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Awesome.
"Do no harm but take no shit" now has the second half of "Be SPICY and lend a hand."
"Do no harm but take no shit" now has the second half of "Be SPICY and lend a hand."
Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Awesome.
"Do no harm but take no shit" now has the second half of "Be SPICY and lend a hand."
"Do no harm but take no shit" now has the second half of "Be SPICY and lend a hand."
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Happy New Year Bluesky
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Happy New Year Bluesky
Happy new year.
I'm looking forward to a nice fresh start and better habits.
Here's hoping that your fire stays lit or you get that spark back. ❤️🔥
I'm looking forward to a nice fresh start and better habits.
Here's hoping that your fire stays lit or you get that spark back. ❤️🔥
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Happy new year.
I'm looking forward to a nice fresh start and better habits.
Here's hoping that your fire stays lit or you get that spark back. ❤️🔥
I'm looking forward to a nice fresh start and better habits.
Here's hoping that your fire stays lit or you get that spark back. ❤️🔥
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My new years resolution is 640x480, but if all goes well, I might go on to 800x600.
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My new years resolution is 640x480, but if all goes well, I might go on to 800x600.
David Bowie could fire a laser from his mouth, so I’m glad they’ve got that down.
📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
The babe with the power (What power?)
The power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe 🎶
Tight pants not required! And it will bestow two 'magical' megabytes of ROM power upon you - Labyrinth for the MSX2.
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
The babe with the power (What power?)
The power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe 🎶
Tight pants not required! And it will bestow two 'magical' megabytes of ROM power upon you - Labyrinth for the MSX2.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
David Bowie could fire a laser from his mouth, so I’m glad they’ve got that down.
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"I'm happy we can do business with each other, you've got a keen eye."
"Thanks, I owe it all to my wizarding world house."
"Heh... Oh..." *Rapidly leaving the boardroom with a phone in hand* "Cancel the deal, mute the number, it's a no-go."
"Thanks, I owe it all to my wizarding world house."
"Heh... Oh..." *Rapidly leaving the boardroom with a phone in hand* "Cancel the deal, mute the number, it's a no-go."
Computer, show me the least important information
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"I'm happy we can do business with each other, you've got a keen eye."
"Thanks, I owe it all to my wizarding world house."
"Heh... Oh..." *Rapidly leaving the boardroom with a phone in hand* "Cancel the deal, mute the number, it's a no-go."
"Thanks, I owe it all to my wizarding world house."
"Heh... Oh..." *Rapidly leaving the boardroom with a phone in hand* "Cancel the deal, mute the number, it's a no-go."
I hope people keep these stored in a cereal bowl for maximum unhinged-ness.
Absolutely losing it at the overview video voiceover for the Amazon listing
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I hope people keep these stored in a cereal bowl for maximum unhinged-ness.
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