Murder Kroger
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Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
A Southern man tells better jokes
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A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
Kaleb Horton
www.kalebchorton.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
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I've always felt like (some) sportswriters could easily write about politics as well mainly because you're already used to sifting through all the bullshit when it comes to sports. You get used to calling it how you see it instead of trying to find an angle to the shit you see with your own eyes
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I've always felt like (some) sportswriters could easily write about politics as well mainly because you're already used to sifting through all the bullshit when it comes to sports. You get used to calling it how you see it instead of trying to find an angle to the shit you see with your own eyes
Lots of detail here, but it’s the golf club for me
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Lots of detail here, but it’s the golf club for me
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It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
Walter Matthau was 28 years old here
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Walter Matthau was 28 years old here
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Duke would have won
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Duke would have won
Not quite
🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Not quite
🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
Well this Darian Mensah news sucks.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Well this Darian Mensah news sucks.
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This week's FOIAbites is all about smashburgers. If you're a multimillionaire head football coach, you get them DoorDashed to your private jet.
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
Nebraska DoorDashed burgers to their private jet
And FOIAbites teaches you how to make them at home.
www.foiaball.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This week's FOIAbites is all about smashburgers. If you're a multimillionaire head football coach, you get them DoorDashed to your private jet.
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
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Durham
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Durham
It’s difficult to beat a team twice in the same season, or if you’re Oregon, once.
January 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
It’s difficult to beat a team twice in the same season, or if you’re Oregon, once.
dudes rock
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
dudes rock
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Our first FOIAbites (a new weekly column) is here.
It's a story about Matthew McConaughey's VIP treatment at Texas and me working a second job while starting this publication. I promise it makes sense if you read it!
www.foiaball.com/p/matthew-mc...
It's a story about Matthew McConaughey's VIP treatment at Texas and me working a second job while starting this publication. I promise it makes sense if you read it!
www.foiaball.com/p/matthew-mc...
FOIAbites: The McConaughey VIP Treatment
Yes, he has it better than you. And me.
www.foiaball.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Our first FOIAbites (a new weekly column) is here.
It's a story about Matthew McConaughey's VIP treatment at Texas and me working a second job while starting this publication. I promise it makes sense if you read it!
www.foiaball.com/p/matthew-mc...
It's a story about Matthew McConaughey's VIP treatment at Texas and me working a second job while starting this publication. I promise it makes sense if you read it!
www.foiaball.com/p/matthew-mc...
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A proud day for the Mendoza line
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
A proud day for the Mendoza line
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Listen Duke must be an incredible football team
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Listen Duke must be an incredible football team
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December 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
50K needed to meet their goal so that they can take clients in the new year. They are all volunteers. They need our help. Share. Donate. Share again. Make it monthly!
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Pop Tarts Bowl confirmed FOIAball reader
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pop Tarts Bowl confirmed FOIAball reader
diner breakfast, tattoo appointment, toaster pastry sacrifice, like you do
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
diner breakfast, tattoo appointment, toaster pastry sacrifice, like you do