Murder Kroger
@murderkroger.bsky.social
Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
A Southern man tells better jokes
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For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
How Beauty Behemoth Ulta Conquered the American Strip Mall
The retailer built an $11 billion business by acting more like Home Depot than like Sephora.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Duke and UVA both got caught looking ahead smh
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Duke and UVA both got caught looking ahead smh
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shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
Waiting for that CBS Cignetti mockup to hit the timeline
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Waiting for that CBS Cignetti mockup to hit the timeline
You’re hearing it more and more
That said when in doubt, turkey out
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You’re hearing it more and more
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It never gets old.
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It never gets old.
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How sports gambling is monitored has been an opaque world. Until now.
FOIAball obtained never-before-seen integrity reports on game lines, prop bets, and sportsbook accounts.
One school got 60 notices about barred individuals signing up.
Read it here:
www.foiaball.com/p/ncaa-gambl...
FOIAball obtained never-before-seen integrity reports on game lines, prop bets, and sportsbook accounts.
One school got 60 notices about barred individuals signing up.
Read it here:
www.foiaball.com/p/ncaa-gambl...
Here's exactly how college teams monitor gambling concerns
FOIAball obtained integrity alerts on games, player props, and suspicious accounts.
www.foiaball.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
How sports gambling is monitored has been an opaque world. Until now.
FOIAball obtained never-before-seen integrity reports on game lines, prop bets, and sportsbook accounts.
One school got 60 notices about barred individuals signing up.
Read it here:
www.foiaball.com/p/ncaa-gambl...
FOIAball obtained never-before-seen integrity reports on game lines, prop bets, and sportsbook accounts.
One school got 60 notices about barred individuals signing up.
Read it here:
www.foiaball.com/p/ncaa-gambl...
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Q: What is the capacity of the piss tank?
According to the following paper, about 18 pounds. Why they used a measurement of weight to represent the volume of something (with varying density) in microgravity is beyond me.
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
According to the following paper, about 18 pounds. Why they used a measurement of weight to represent the volume of something (with varying density) in microgravity is beyond me.
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
ntrs.nasa.gov
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Q: What is the capacity of the piss tank?
According to the following paper, about 18 pounds. Why they used a measurement of weight to represent the volume of something (with varying density) in microgravity is beyond me.
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
According to the following paper, about 18 pounds. Why they used a measurement of weight to represent the volume of something (with varying density) in microgravity is beyond me.
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
“My goddamn beaux brooch”
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“My goddamn beaux brooch”
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Attention to all dads who don’t yet know about their beloved guitar nephew
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Attention to all dads who don’t yet know about their beloved guitar nephew
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Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
I’m gonna throw up
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m gonna throw up
Carson Beck this morning
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Carson Beck this morning
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Here's the full scoop: www.foiaball.com/p/holiday-bo...
October 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Here's the full scoop: www.foiaball.com/p/holiday-bo...
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Don't engage the new .gov accounts. Don't mock them. Don't curse at them. Just mute or block them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don't engage the new .gov accounts. Don't mock them. Don't curse at them. Just mute or block them.
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They’re introducing the seven-knuckle shuffle
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They’re introducing the seven-knuckle shuffle
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For Businessweek’s November issue, I have a feature about the high-fee premium credit card war being waged by American Express and Chase for the hearts, minds, and swipes of America’s affluent supershoppers. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Inside the Credit Card Battle to Win America’s Richest Shoppers
The fierce fight between Amex and Chase is playing out over higher fees, extravagant events and every perk imaginable.
www.bloomberg.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
For Businessweek’s November issue, I have a feature about the high-fee premium credit card war being waged by American Express and Chase for the hearts, minds, and swipes of America’s affluent supershoppers. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Enjoyable nationally televised Atlanta Falcons home game, such a rarity
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Enjoyable nationally televised Atlanta Falcons home game, such a rarity
Perfect way to Falcons that lmao
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Perfect way to Falcons that lmao
That’s right.
We did a summoning circle for a turnover @murderkroger.bsky.social @foiaball.com @athensgrease.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That’s right.
Our watch continues
We did a summoning circle for a turnover @murderkroger.bsky.social @foiaball.com @athensgrease.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Our watch continues
Dawgs how are you down to a guy who played 72 holes this week
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dawgs how are you down to a guy who played 72 holes this week
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Fuckin’ FSU dragging this conference down. This win is gonna end up not helping our RPI. The ACC should seriously consider talking to them about
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fuckin’ FSU dragging this conference down. This win is gonna end up not helping our RPI. The ACC should seriously consider talking to them about