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Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
Carson Beck this morning
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
College football komorebi
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Is it racism?
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
FIRE BOBO
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Let’s go
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dual OTs
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Fighting to keep the CW on the main screen
September 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Weather may interfere, but El Assico persists
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BIG CITRUS
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Arrived just in time for vacation!
@espnbillc.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
June 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Now the fun really starts—Let’s get Protect Trans Kids U to $100k

*Layla plays in background*
April 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Today’s the day when I woke up feeling animated by the most joyous hatin’ so here we go: Manny Diaz reclaiming his life force from Mack Brown (21-20), sniping UNC’s current total and giving to @newap-georgia.bsky.social
#HellYesDukeFootball
@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
S/O @flaminghydra.com

RIP to Dave Bry
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Pre-shade and airbrush base coats done, now it’s Trim for the Trim God 😬
March 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Vinyl Sunday
March 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There must have been an incident
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
February 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Good for Sassoon and all but be aware of who we’re dealing with (via NYT article)
February 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is a @celebrityhottub.bsky.social level question
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Well, fuck the Times… I read the Post.”
February 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ok which one of y’all is this
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oklahoma: Hear Us Out
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM