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Murder Kroger
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Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
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Carson Beck this morning
wrecked Lambo
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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HAIL DAWGS
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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College football komorebi
Georgia Kentucky on a projector screen
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Is it racism?
Fi's first champion was a 'speed-loving Italian doctor' with a complex legacy
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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FIRE BOBO
I hate a neutral ass bitch
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Let’s go
Donation Receipt for Undue Medical Debt
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Dual OTs
Georgia/Tennessee & Backyard Brawl both about to commence overtime
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Fighting to keep the CW on the main screen
Baylor 45 SMU 45
September 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Weather may interfere, but El Assico persists
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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BIG CITRUS
95 Domonique Orange Position: Defensive Line Height: 6-4 Weight: 325 Class: Junior
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Arrived just in time for vacation!
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FORWARD PROGRESS The Definitive Guide to THE FUTURE OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL BILL CONNELLY
August 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Da Zone
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Sorry for the interruption. We're working to bring your event back as soon as we can.
June 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Now the fun really starts—Let’s get Protect Trans Kids U to $100k

*Layla plays in background*
Donation receipt
April 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Today’s the day when I woke up feeling animated by the most joyous hatin’ so here we go: Manny Diaz reclaiming his life force from Mack Brown (21-20), sniping UNC’s current total and giving to @newap-georgia.bsky.social
#HellYesDukeFootball
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Duke win probability 100% UNC total: $1628 Donation receipt showing handsome man in overalls
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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S/O @flaminghydra.com

RIP to Dave Bry
The Awl Book and The Book of Flaming Hydra
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Pre-shade and airbrush base coats done, now it’s Trim for the Trim God 😬
World Eaters miniatures
March 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Vinyl Sunday
Mm Food by MF Doom
March 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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There must have been an incident
WHET WHISTLER TONE CEASES, STOP FUEL DELIVERY IMMEDIATELY DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Hot pot instruction manual
February 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Good for Sassoon and all but be aware of who we’re dealing with (via NYT article)
Given her experience - and bulletproof conservative credentials as a member of the Federalist Society - Ms. Sassoon seemed ready to lead an office that saw tumultuous times during Mr. Trump's first term, when he fired two of its U.S. attorneys. In recent days, prosecutors had been watching Ms. Sassoon anxiously to see how she might respond to the Justice Department's demand that she drop the Adams case, which she had supported in a court filing.
February 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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This is a @celebrityhottub.bsky.social level question
Travis Kelce has played in four Super Bowls. Is his average receiving yards in those games higher or lower than his jersey number of 87? *
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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“Well, fuck the Times… I read the Post.”
Barry Pepper and Phil Hoffman in the 25th Hour
February 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Ok which one of y’all is this
Car with license plate USERNAME and a Defector bumper sticker
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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@edsbs.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social u like what u see?
basketball RIP TomBroDude
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Oklahoma: Hear Us Out
Oklahoma license plate
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM