Mike Maloney
@mtmaloney.bsky.social
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I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
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I've said it before, and I will say it again.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I've said it before, and I will say it again.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
"THE BABY WAS EXPOSED TO PEPPER SPRAY, NOT TEAR GAS"
An actual correction a journalist has to make in their story.
#FuckICE
An actual correction a journalist has to make in their story.
#FuckICE
The @chicagotribune.com has updated its story to clarify that the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas
Shots fired at immigration agents in Little Village as residents confront Bovino, Border Patrol, authorities say
Community members once again confronted a convoy of Border Patrol agents led by Cmdr. Gregory Bovino as it moved through Chicago’s South Side neighborhoods.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"THE BABY WAS EXPOSED TO PEPPER SPRAY, NOT TEAR GAS"
An actual correction a journalist has to make in their story.
#FuckICE
An actual correction a journalist has to make in their story.
#FuckICE
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Absolute scum of the earth. The pain and damage being inflicted upon the city of Chicago by this Administration and the Republican Party is unforgivable.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Absolute scum of the earth. The pain and damage being inflicted upon the city of Chicago by this Administration and the Republican Party is unforgivable.
Foreign leaders literally have a kids menu for Trump to eat from when he visits. The article itself is very funny, with beautiful pictures of the decadent food that was prepared. The hamburgers somehow didn't make the cut.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Foreign leaders literally have a kids menu for Trump to eat from when he visits. The article itself is very funny, with beautiful pictures of the decadent food that was prepared. The hamburgers somehow didn't make the cut.
Great recap from Heather Cherone on Bovino's court appearance this morning. Would have liked a little more than a warning from the judge, but I do appreciate the severity of her attempts to reign in the Border Patrol and their bullshit in Chicago.
Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino is set to appear before U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis.
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, Who Fired Tear Gas at Little Village Crowd, Set to Face Federal Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino to appear in her courtroom at the Dirksen Federal Building in downtown Chicago at 10 a.m. Tuesday.
news.wttw.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Great recap from Heather Cherone on Bovino's court appearance this morning. Would have liked a little more than a warning from the judge, but I do appreciate the severity of her attempts to reign in the Border Patrol and their bullshit in Chicago.
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General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?
General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.
Really enjoyed when the US attorney in the case referred to the sports books as "victims" in all of this illegal gambling mess.
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Really enjoyed when the US attorney in the case referred to the sports books as "victims" in all of this illegal gambling mess.
RIP. I shall watch The Fugitive for the 4,782nd time in your honor.
RIP actor & Chicago native Ron Dean.
He interrogated Dr. Richard Kimble in THE FUGITIVE, he dropped Andy off at detention in THE BREAKFAST CLUB, he was shot by Harvey Dent in THE DARK KNIGHT, he was Marty Crane's poker buddy on FRASIER, and so much more.
He interrogated Dr. Richard Kimble in THE FUGITIVE, he dropped Andy off at detention in THE BREAKFAST CLUB, he was shot by Harvey Dent in THE DARK KNIGHT, he was Marty Crane's poker buddy on FRASIER, and so much more.
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
RIP. I shall watch The Fugitive for the 4,782nd time in your honor.
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
screenrant.com/kill-bill-th...
(Waits patiently for a ticket announcement from @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social)
(Waits patiently for a ticket announcement from @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social)
Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill Returning To Movie Theaters Like You've Never Seen It Before
The Bride is back this December.
screenrant.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
screenrant.com/kill-bill-th...
(Waits patiently for a ticket announcement from @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social)
(Waits patiently for a ticket announcement from @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social)
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fuck her up, Phee
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
fuck her up, Phee
Me watching the latest Pablo Torre Finds Out episode: @pablo.show
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
Alt: Simpsons meme: "Stop, stop, he's already dead"
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me watching the latest Pablo Torre Finds Out episode: @pablo.show
Dumb as a rock. Every day, it's something showing how stupid he is. "Just charge other countries more money for your drugs" Wow, what a brilliant idea, pharma companies have never tried that before. You did it, you solved the drug cost crisis!
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dumb as a rock. Every day, it's something showing how stupid he is. "Just charge other countries more money for your drugs" Wow, what a brilliant idea, pharma companies have never tried that before. You did it, you solved the drug cost crisis!
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Some anti-fascist propaganda is on the menu for tonight. #TheSoundOfMusic
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Some anti-fascist propaganda is on the menu for tonight. #TheSoundOfMusic
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#CDC reports the confirmed #measles count in the country so far this year has hit 1,288, the highest single year total since 1992 — and the highest since measles was declared eliminated in the US in 2000. www.statnews.com/2025/07/09/m...
U.S. sees most single-year measles cases since it declared disease eliminated
The U.S. has now recorded more confirmed measles cases this year than in any year in well over a quarter-century.
www.statnews.com
July 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
#CDC reports the confirmed #measles count in the country so far this year has hit 1,288, the highest single year total since 1992 — and the highest since measles was declared eliminated in the US in 2000. www.statnews.com/2025/07/09/m...
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I think the reason why I can never participate in birth rate handwringing is that if it turns out that women drive the fertility rate below replacement when given education and opportunity at levels equal or close to men, then I don't care if the species goes extinct. Them's the breaks
July 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think the reason why I can never participate in birth rate handwringing is that if it turns out that women drive the fertility rate below replacement when given education and opportunity at levels equal or close to men, then I don't care if the species goes extinct. Them's the breaks
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For Christ's sake, tomorrow is the 4th of July!
July 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
For Christ's sake, tomorrow is the 4th of July!
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate, especially all the Warrens out there. #RexManningDay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt...
Empire Records - Rex Manning - Say No More Mon Amour! full v
YouTube video by Jordan Dawes
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April 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate, especially all the Warrens out there. #RexManningDay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt...
So wait, which dip am I supposed to be buying?
April 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So wait, which dip am I supposed to be buying?
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Apple TV+ has an upcoming acquisition titled "Berlin ER" and if the tag line isn't "Ich bin ein Berlin ER" what's even the point?
January 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Apple TV+ has an upcoming acquisition titled "Berlin ER" and if the tag line isn't "Ich bin ein Berlin ER" what's even the point?
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Valvoline: the motor oil with the taste of energy drinks. Or wait— is it the energy drink with the taste of motor oil?
Peggy get me Red Bull on the line to straighten this out
Peggy get me Red Bull on the line to straighten this out
January 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Valvoline: the motor oil with the taste of energy drinks. Or wait— is it the energy drink with the taste of motor oil?
Peggy get me Red Bull on the line to straighten this out
Peggy get me Red Bull on the line to straighten this out
Just read a really nice piece by @angelicabastien.bsky.social about one of my favorite actors. From 2016, "The Grace of Keanu Reeves": www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2016/04/21/t...
@bwdr.bsky.social
@bwdr.bsky.social
The Grace of Keanu Reeves - Bright Wall/Dark Room
Keanu Reeves missed his calling as a silent film actor.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
January 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just read a really nice piece by @angelicabastien.bsky.social about one of my favorite actors. From 2016, "The Grace of Keanu Reeves": www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2016/04/21/t...
@bwdr.bsky.social
@bwdr.bsky.social
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