Mike Maloney
@mtmaloney.bsky.social
@mtmaloney at all relevant social medias
I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
Foreign leaders literally have a kids menu for Trump to eat from when he visits. The article itself is very funny, with beautiful pictures of the decadent food that was prepared. The hamburgers somehow didn't make the cut.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Foreign leaders literally have a kids menu for Trump to eat from when he visits. The article itself is very funny, with beautiful pictures of the decadent food that was prepared. The hamburgers somehow didn't make the cut.
Dumb as a rock. Every day, it's something showing how stupid he is. "Just charge other countries more money for your drugs" Wow, what a brilliant idea, pharma companies have never tried that before. You did it, you solved the drug cost crisis!
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dumb as a rock. Every day, it's something showing how stupid he is. "Just charge other countries more money for your drugs" Wow, what a brilliant idea, pharma companies have never tried that before. You did it, you solved the drug cost crisis!
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Absolute moron.
(headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Some anti-fascist propaganda is on the menu for tonight. #TheSoundOfMusic
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Some anti-fascist propaganda is on the menu for tonight. #TheSoundOfMusic
Now this is how you do a headline. Shout out @sabs.bsky.social and her piece on Defector where you can read everything you ever wanted to know about the Saccorhytus: defector.com/was-this-hal... (h/t @statnews.bsky.social)
December 10, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Now this is how you do a headline. Shout out @sabs.bsky.social and her piece on Defector where you can read everything you ever wanted to know about the Saccorhytus: defector.com/was-this-hal... (h/t @statnews.bsky.social)
Seeing these articles listed back-to-back in an email this morning is *chef's kiss*
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Seeing these articles listed back-to-back in an email this morning is *chef's kiss*
I'm sorry Bears fans. While I relish in all of your team's (many) failures, I do feel sorry for the fan base. Has to be a truly rough fan experience, and stuff like this wouldn't really have me full of optimism for next season. But who knows, maybe they'll find someone.
December 2, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I'm sorry Bears fans. While I relish in all of your team's (many) failures, I do feel sorry for the fan base. Has to be a truly rough fan experience, and stuff like this wouldn't really have me full of optimism for next season. But who knows, maybe they'll find someone.
November 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
RIP Bob Love. Not old enough to have ever seen him play, but I did just so happen to be at the game where he got married to his wife on the court at half time. And they had stayed married for the last 30 years!
November 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
RIP Bob Love. Not old enough to have ever seen him play, but I did just so happen to be at the game where he got married to his wife on the court at half time. And they had stayed married for the last 30 years!
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Water cremation means...just pouring grandma down the drain once we're done with her? Calling the remains "a liquid" is very vague and not at all comforting.
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Water cremation means...just pouring grandma down the drain once we're done with her? Calling the remains "a liquid" is very vague and not at all comforting.
“We have to go back!”
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
“We have to go back!”
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
November 16, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I wonder if there's an account that just posts shots of Victor Wembanyama driving to the lane wide open for a lob and being completely ignored.
In this edition, here's Harrison Barnes not only completely ignoring Wemby on the pick & roll, but then decides to try and shoot it into triple coverage.
In this edition, here's Harrison Barnes not only completely ignoring Wemby on the pick & roll, but then decides to try and shoot it into triple coverage.
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I wonder if there's an account that just posts shots of Victor Wembanyama driving to the lane wide open for a lob and being completely ignored.
In this edition, here's Harrison Barnes not only completely ignoring Wemby on the pick & roll, but then decides to try and shoot it into triple coverage.
In this edition, here's Harrison Barnes not only completely ignoring Wemby on the pick & roll, but then decides to try and shoot it into triple coverage.
This Obama fellow sounds like kind of a jerk.
November 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This Obama fellow sounds like kind of a jerk.
Sounds like things are going great so far.
September 11, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Sounds like things are going great so far.
Get right out of town.
May 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Get right out of town.
Posting @sepinwall.bsky.social’s tweet over here because I thought it was hilarious.
November 9, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Posting @sepinwall.bsky.social’s tweet over here because I thought it was hilarious.