Underneath the Skeets
mssporadic.bsky.social
Underneath the Skeets
@mssporadic.bsky.social
Started the year with Borderline and ended the year with Like a Virgin. WATTBA
Madonna released "Borderline" as the fifth & final single from her eponymous debut album 'Madonna' 42 years ago on February 15, 1984 | Watch the official video, listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/Madonna83
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I understand. I do the same for the fruit flies of Columbus, the NFC north (except the Lions), the Chiefs, and the green Wicked lady.
New meme just dropped.
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
With variations of the same name, Jalen, Jayson, Ja. 👎🏾
NBA ain’t nothing but biracial nepo babies.
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Kamala’s Headquarters account posted this lolololololol
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The more that comes out about Columbia, the more I understand why they bent the knee to the Moldy 🍊.
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
5
7 for me how about y’all ?
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I hope they find her.
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Of course an adult virgin would say this.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I remember when Ed McMahon almost had to sell his home because he was too sick to work. Most of them have to keep working to maintain their lifestyle.
It’s terribly sad that James Van Der Beek passed away. Even sadder that he had to sell memorabilia to afford treatment. People have this misconception that all actors are wealthy, but truthfully, most are just as exploited by capitalism as the rest of us are.
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Hmmmm…isn’t this a Character and Fitness violation????
Pam Bondi throws a fit:

"You don't tell me anything, you washed up loser lawyer"
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
So young…😞
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Joan and William on Girlfriends
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
No thank you. Go somewhere else.
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Matchbox20
Lenny Kravitz
Sheryl Crow
Lionel Ritchie
Who do yall want to perform at Superbowl 61’s Halftime Show?
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I’ve given up…it’s a Paid in Full situation. I’m just waiting for the truth to be revealed.
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I screamed “Miguel!”
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Eli being in that pic makes me itch.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Cardi’s BD about to knock up everybody tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Finally…it’s over. Congrats to Ginger Cuz and ‘em. I know the Vikings are crying rn. #NFL #SuperBowl #Seahawks
a woman wearing a black dress and hoop earrings smiles
ALT: a woman wearing a black dress and hoop earrings smiles
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February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Ginger Cuz about to get a SB ring.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM