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countessepernay.bsky.social
@countessepernay.bsky.social
Lover of wine. Multipotentialite.
My mom is talking about she wants to try some of that Willie Nelson reefah juice.

I go on the website to see the price and
a man in a suit is making a funny face while standing in front of a red wall .
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face while standing in front of a red wall .
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February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I actually grabbed my jaw. Damn! 😩
As my son would say......slumped.
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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I’m coo’ on liver 🫤
I’ll eat a bowl full of peas before I eat a spoonful of Lima beans 😝
7 for me how about y’all ?
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
We have generic Silver Alerts all the time

I saw three digital billboards with that girl’s mama’s face on them today
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I’m going to the club this weekend. 😗🤑
When you in your 40's headed to drop $300 at the club real quick
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Mm Hmm

Will go right back and share all the details of your plight with others family members 😖
(People don’t want to help. They want to judge.)
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Finally finished S3 of Industry.

Don’t marry a Rishi.

Please take heed to the signs!
a man in a suit is standing in front of a wall that says nba finals on it
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February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Me trying to explain my theories on this woman’s kidnapping to my mom:
a man standing in front of a bulletin board with the name pepe silvia written on it
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February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
THIS!
Now she has to reverse UNO him…
yeah, but it's also kinda selfish to put that much attention on your ex, esp when you KNOW ppl will try and work out who she is / potentially guilt her for "still" not taking you back

proposals or getting back together, asking in front of a CROWD is manipulative, intentional or not
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I who crashes out at the Olympics? ☹️
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Funeral, hands down.

Easily have several incidents before you even get to the repast
Ok new topic….

Where do WE cut up more:

The family reunion

OR

A funeral

?!??
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Okay, wow.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It’s way past those chirren bedtime 😩
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
OHMAHGAWD!

OHMAHGAWD!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I’m a little annoyed that Ricky cut in on my favorite part on NUEVAYol

But, it’s Ricky, so I’ll be fine
a baby wearing a white carhartt beanie is looking at the camera
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February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Damn. I kinda thought Beyonce was gonna drop an announcement around halftime
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It’s gon be some ish tomorrow, y’all!

🤭
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Is that Jessica Alba on the porch???
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
We need another angle on the ball
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Stay off that platform!

Trash on trash!
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Dunkin’ Donut is disgusting. I wish they quit pushing it 🤮
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Okay the brothers commercial is cute. 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
This fake as hell, but side chick better be glad she didn’t plot something on her too.
Now this is some “Hello Barbara, it’s Shirley” type CINEMA 🎦 if you’ve ever seen any! 😳 WOW 🤯

She put nair in her cheating husband's toiletries before he left to spend the weekend with his mistress and his mistress took him to the hospital 🏥! My God 🙏🏽
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM