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countessepernay.bsky.social
@countessepernay.bsky.social
Lover of wine. Multipotentialite.
Fuck dat! I didn’t survive middle school to get jumped by unruly 12 year olds
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m little like a 12 year old. Gotta quickly peep the ring leader and…
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m ready for the chirren tomorrow night. I kinda feel like I need more 😅
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And sometimes the score transfer fees are as much as the exam itself!
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m supposed to be getting skinny and was going to have bone broth for breakfast

Then you look at everything going on and say, “Eff it! I’ll have a breakfast burrito!”😩
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just bet on a sports ball game 😩
September 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That lil demonstration was cute, but the school board needs a clear depiction of what things would look like if the school are understaffed
August 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I sent my mom a FB link to this Soul Train clip (more for the song than the people) and she responded with:
June 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
June 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Actual and factual!
June 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
April 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Told them people they had to work a year longer, and they say
March 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I’m doom scrolling the TT and Irene from Real World is on a Live!
February 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My water dispenser started giving me issues. Apparently, the filter needs to be replaced every 6 months.

Duh, but I hadn’t thought much about it time wise. 🙃

Anyways, I dismantled it so I could fill my nightstand carafe.

I’ll deal with the bigger issue tomorrow.

#blackwomeninstem 😗
February 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Have to be like Whoopi and charter a bus everywhere, because
February 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Have any of y’all actually interacted with her???👀

Because how you ain’t never heard of Kool Cups or a candy lady/house??? 🤭
February 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
🐝 just sent me the presale code
February 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
February 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I just tried on a mockup for an 18th century pattern I drafted, and
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I logged into a teams meeting today, and the group was asking a colleague if she had plans for her birthday.

Chick A: My husband is taking me to dinner 🙂

Chick B: That’s it???😐

I couldn’t cut my camera off fast enough
February 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Everything is a fucking T-shirt or meme with my generation.
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I was just telling my mom how I used to ignore all the little notifications on my phone.

Shid. Now, you gotta look at everything because there’s some fuckshït happening by the minute.
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I feel like a child of divorce😩.

I go to the bird to get my fill of low vibrational behavior (like calling that girl a torta for wearing them swap meet panties as an outfit)

But I gotta come over here for confirmation bias regarding the state of our country
December 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM