MsMountebank
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MsMountebank
@msmountebank.bsky.social
Melburnian.
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The quicker we can get through the C grade middle order, then quicker we can move on to the true B-Grade Champions.

Tim Wilson - your time is soon!
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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There were so many Jon Kudelkas one could enjoy and appreciate: the sheer wheeze of him and First Dog on that crowd sourced whisky tour; the whimsy of his penguins in the Southerly; his insistence that you not trouble Tasmania with your presence …
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 AM
@hiroyasugita.bsky.social Hi there! I can see you’ve messaged me but I can’t read the message because of the new age-related ID laws. Are you able to DM me on twitter so I can reply? Sorry about this, thanks.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Incredibly sad to hear about Jon Kudelka. Here’s my little silver eye of his.
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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It is time we just put all power in the hands of Dolly Parton
Somebody needs to start a list of powerful people not in the Epstein files. Shorter.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Our media is doing exactly the same thing the UK media did with Farage
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Seeing all the “professional” activists go after Stancil is negatively polarizing me into a stance that Minnesota is winning because it’s normal people rising to the occasion and pushing a lot of activist nonsense out of the way by doing it
February 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Evil phish. My Medicare card *does need to be replaced*

But Medicare mailed me my new card last week - I didn’t have to do anything to get it.

Wonder how my Medicare expiry date and phone number got compromised?
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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I should tell my kids that we used to have a type of celebrity whose entire job was introducing movies, and that a country with less than 20 million people was able to sustain not one but two of them, and see if they believe me or if they decide "Ivan Hutchinson" is a name I just made up.
"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter."
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Some unvaccinated were no longer able to participate and they somehow failed to repond to the call .....
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Local media reporting ballistic missile warnings in Kyiv. Fuck Putin.
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Just the other night I was talking with some friends and someone brought up Cory Bernardi. We then had what I thought was a brief but innocent conversation about the former pollie but it seems we had actually summoned him from the bowels of hell where he had been residing. Oopsie. Apols everyone!
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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You love to see it.

Down to only two Watch and Act messages across the whole state.

Summer is not finished yet, but great work by everyone to be in this situation.

#VicFires
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Goodwin’s semi-conspiracist obsession with dinner parties is a real psychological tic. He imagines that all the fancy “elites” are moving from dinner to dinner talking trash about him (I would actually enjoy that though)
You dont win 'em all! Reform's Matt Goodwin in Sunday Times: 'Most .. people criticising me are nerds.The last thing I want is to be at some dinner party table with Nick Robinson & Mary Beard. I'd rather shoot myself in the head'. Hang on, I'm not THAT bad!Nerds sometimes have a (thoughtful!) point.
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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ex-radio/TV news/caff folk wondering what to do in retirement?? How about a free service where podcasters send their boring badly constructed over long rambles, which do include a couple of good points, to you for the editing they so badly need before publication. a final service to humanity
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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In *Texas*
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
@christietime.com I am so glad you’re doing the Westmacott books! My absolute favourite.
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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It's a fabulous 17.2C with a predicted top of 20C. The sky is overcast and I couldn't be happier! #MelbourneWeather
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I often wonder if the staffer who did this still wakes up screaming
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Farking hell

Ulez bomber: the retired electrician who turned bomb-making extremist www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Ulez bomber: the retired electrician who turned bomb-making extremist
Shy 63-year-old’s decision to blow up London traffic camera linked to online conspiracy theories and Islamophobia
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 AM
😭 ‘Her name was Mothball and she changed my life’: the true story behind Diary of a Wombat www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...
‘Her name was Mothball and she changed my life’: the true story behind Diary of a Wombat
Jackie French was used to the quirks of wild animal behaviour – and then she met a carrot-mad wombat with an appetite for destruction. A bestseller was born
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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This is very good
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 AM