MrsFoo
@mrsfoocough.bsky.social
I can’t believe I have to carve ANOTHER internet niche for myself after my “Old McDonald’s, now a farm” viral tweet sensation. Sigh.
She/her, LGBTQIA+ safe space
She/her, LGBTQIA+ safe space
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
Is this where people who are being squeezed by Meta’s despotic moderators are hangin out now?
HELLO
HELLO
August 11, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Is this where people who are being squeezed by Meta’s despotic moderators are hangin out now?
HELLO
HELLO
@ursojane.bsky.social well NOW I see why I vibe with you so much (aside from the general babeness) - we’re both PISCEANS ♓️
Pisces sun
Libra moon
Sag rising
Pisces sun
Libra moon
Sag rising
August 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
@ursojane.bsky.social well NOW I see why I vibe with you so much (aside from the general babeness) - we’re both PISCEANS ♓️
Pisces sun
Libra moon
Sag rising
Pisces sun
Libra moon
Sag rising
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Need to attract more people to your city? Try two giant floating clown heads. Two giant floating clown heads: an easy attraction. Install them directly onto the streets of your city. You will certainly not regret two giant floating clown heads.
January 12, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Need to attract more people to your city? Try two giant floating clown heads. Two giant floating clown heads: an easy attraction. Install them directly onto the streets of your city. You will certainly not regret two giant floating clown heads.
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this is what they’re trying to replace creatives with
January 11, 2024 at 1:53 PM
this is what they’re trying to replace creatives with
Well, that Richard Armitage really do be in everything Harlan Coben’s had televised huh
January 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Well, that Richard Armitage really do be in everything Harlan Coben’s had televised huh
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Fucking hell. Nella needs to calm down.
November 21, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Fucking hell. Nella needs to calm down.
God damn. Tom on BBUK is so fucking PETTYYYYYY Christ I hate him
November 14, 2023 at 9:53 PM
God damn. Tom on BBUK is so fucking PETTYYYYYY Christ I hate him
why is Nick Knowles in the new Call of Duty
November 8, 2023 at 4:58 PM
why is Nick Knowles in the new Call of Duty
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Idk if I was largely responsible for cementing Boris Johnson’s image in the eyes of the nation as a bumbling, scruffy but likeable oaf instead of the champagne flute full of warm piss that he is I might want to wind my fucking neck in
October 27, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Idk if I was largely responsible for cementing Boris Johnson’s image in the eyes of the nation as a bumbling, scruffy but likeable oaf instead of the champagne flute full of warm piss that he is I might want to wind my fucking neck in
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I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking: fuck this shit.
October 19, 2023 at 7:12 PM
I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking: fuck this shit.
Binge watching Bones (for the third time) and one episode had doomsday preppers. I was all ready to think “wow what absolute crackpots/psychos” but then one mentioned their reasons for prepping…and it included “viral pandemic”
😷😵💫😳
I s’pose most conspiracy theories/ideas have a kernel of logic?
😷😵💫😳
I s’pose most conspiracy theories/ideas have a kernel of logic?
October 19, 2023 at 9:43 AM
Binge watching Bones (for the third time) and one episode had doomsday preppers. I was all ready to think “wow what absolute crackpots/psychos” but then one mentioned their reasons for prepping…and it included “viral pandemic”
😷😵💫😳
I s’pose most conspiracy theories/ideas have a kernel of logic?
😷😵💫😳
I s’pose most conspiracy theories/ideas have a kernel of logic?
With hEDS, I’m already halfway there with the ✨liquefied connective tissue✨
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 12:59 PM
With hEDS, I’m already halfway there with the ✨liquefied connective tissue✨
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
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your tinctures are lame as hell dude. don’t bring your cart by my hovel again
October 16, 2023 at 2:06 PM
your tinctures are lame as hell dude. don’t bring your cart by my hovel again
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Our time...has come. 🍁
October 15, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Our time...has come. 🍁
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It's beginning to look like the reason that MPs and newspaper editors want you all to think that trans women are predators is to distract from all the sexual assault/misconduct that MPs and newspaper editors are getting up to all the time
October 16, 2023 at 10:50 AM
It's beginning to look like the reason that MPs and newspaper editors want you all to think that trans women are predators is to distract from all the sexual assault/misconduct that MPs and newspaper editors are getting up to all the time
…did anyone else feel a bit icky about Farida’s “lazy” comment about Kerry on BBUK? Like, describing a person with a chronic illness like MS as lazy is really fucking distasteful, at the very least. Seems a bit dogwhistle-y, although possibly it’s just an indication of how ignorant she is?
October 13, 2023 at 12:38 PM
…did anyone else feel a bit icky about Farida’s “lazy” comment about Kerry on BBUK? Like, describing a person with a chronic illness like MS as lazy is really fucking distasteful, at the very least. Seems a bit dogwhistle-y, although possibly it’s just an indication of how ignorant she is?
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Six thousand bombs dropped on two million people people, half of them children, in an area twenty-five miles long by five miles wide. Forty-eight bombs per square mile, one every two hundred metres or so.
October 13, 2023 at 7:27 AM
Six thousand bombs dropped on two million people people, half of them children, in an area twenty-five miles long by five miles wide. Forty-eight bombs per square mile, one every two hundred metres or so.
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“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
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everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
October 9, 2023 at 9:07 PM
everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
Get you a husband who will knead your soft, doughy belly with massage oil when you’re going through the most physically painful period-related bloating you’ve ever experienced, during the first period you’ve had in approx 6/7yrs.
Yeah get you one of those OH WAIT I GOT HIM HE’S MINE SORRY LADIES
Yeah get you one of those OH WAIT I GOT HIM HE’S MINE SORRY LADIES
October 9, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Get you a husband who will knead your soft, doughy belly with massage oil when you’re going through the most physically painful period-related bloating you’ve ever experienced, during the first period you’ve had in approx 6/7yrs.
Yeah get you one of those OH WAIT I GOT HIM HE’S MINE SORRY LADIES
Yeah get you one of those OH WAIT I GOT HIM HE’S MINE SORRY LADIES
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Hey baby I noticed you’re a woman being funny online, allow me to explain your own joke to you
October 8, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Hey baby I noticed you’re a woman being funny online, allow me to explain your own joke to you