Joseph
@mrjoefitz.bsky.social
I like a gym class. I am at my best following very simple shouty Instructions.
#SlavaUkraine
#SlavaUkraine
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This is Milana, she was just 11 years old.
On February 10, Russian forces dropped seven bombs on Sloviansk, killing a mother and her daughter, Maryna and Milana Sokolenko🕯
On February 10, Russian forces dropped seven bombs on Sloviansk, killing a mother and her daughter, Maryna and Milana Sokolenko🕯
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This is Milana, she was just 11 years old.
On February 10, Russian forces dropped seven bombs on Sloviansk, killing a mother and her daughter, Maryna and Milana Sokolenko🕯
On February 10, Russian forces dropped seven bombs on Sloviansk, killing a mother and her daughter, Maryna and Milana Sokolenko🕯
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From the CWS ARCHIVES. December 2022.
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
From the CWS ARCHIVES. December 2022.
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Several people in the train carriage I am on agreeing loudly with the conductor's announcement that 'noone sitting near you wants to hear the YouTube tutorial you are watching, so wear earphones please'
a man is sitting on a couch smoking a cigarette and drinking a glass of wine .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch genuflecting with the caption amen to that
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Several people in the train carriage I am on agreeing loudly with the conductor's announcement that 'noone sitting near you wants to hear the YouTube tutorial you are watching, so wear earphones please'
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Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece
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Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.
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🚨 THE FINAL TWO 🚨
From thirty-two candidates, we’ve now made it to the final round where Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will face off for the crown.
Who will win? You decide!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-final
From thirty-two candidates, we’ve now made it to the final round where Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will face off for the crown.
Who will win? You decide!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-final
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🚨 THE FINAL TWO 🚨
From thirty-two candidates, we’ve now made it to the final round where Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will face off for the crown.
Who will win? You decide!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-final
From thirty-two candidates, we’ve now made it to the final round where Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will face off for the crown.
Who will win? You decide!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-final
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Following Farage’s announcement that he plans to make “serious cuts to the welfare budgets” if he wins the next election, I’ve seen this claim being repeated from last year’s headlines again.
So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version
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1/21
So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version
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1/21
September 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Following Farage’s announcement that he plans to make “serious cuts to the welfare budgets” if he wins the next election, I’ve seen this claim being repeated from last year’s headlines again.
So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version
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1/21
So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version
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1/21
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You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
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It's sometimes good to have Ambrose E-P explaining things to Telegraph readers....
July 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
It's sometimes good to have Ambrose E-P explaining things to Telegraph readers....
Totp. Frankie. I don’t remember you.
June 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Totp. Frankie. I don’t remember you.
Flipping typical. Arsenal have one great game and the world starts to collapse.
April 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Flipping typical. Arsenal have one great game and the world starts to collapse.
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On the pitch, you need that hunger…
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
On the pitch, you need that hunger…
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🧵 NEW: Why is Britain so skint?
We pay huge amounts of tax, yet the chancellor is expected to make widespread cuts. Where is all our money going?
My column, and a primer ahead of Wednesday
@thetimes.com
1/10
www.thetimes.com/article/e1a6...
We pay huge amounts of tax, yet the chancellor is expected to make widespread cuts. Where is all our money going?
My column, and a primer ahead of Wednesday
@thetimes.com
1/10
www.thetimes.com/article/e1a6...
March 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
🧵 NEW: Why is Britain so skint?
We pay huge amounts of tax, yet the chancellor is expected to make widespread cuts. Where is all our money going?
My column, and a primer ahead of Wednesday
@thetimes.com
1/10
www.thetimes.com/article/e1a6...
We pay huge amounts of tax, yet the chancellor is expected to make widespread cuts. Where is all our money going?
My column, and a primer ahead of Wednesday
@thetimes.com
1/10
www.thetimes.com/article/e1a6...
Bad news everyone - my wife has declared gardening season OPEN…..
March 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bad news everyone - my wife has declared gardening season OPEN…..
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“He’s 28 until he becomes 29. That’s how it works.”
February 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“He’s 28 until he becomes 29. That’s how it works.”
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You may be looking to pundits to tell you where all this is going.
Well, I have not a clue, other than US is nearing a constitutional crisis.
And if so: nobody can know what will happen next.
For that is the nature of any genuine crisis: it is a situation the outcome of which cannot be foreseen.
Well, I have not a clue, other than US is nearing a constitutional crisis.
And if so: nobody can know what will happen next.
For that is the nature of any genuine crisis: it is a situation the outcome of which cannot be foreseen.
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You may be looking to pundits to tell you where all this is going.
Well, I have not a clue, other than US is nearing a constitutional crisis.
And if so: nobody can know what will happen next.
For that is the nature of any genuine crisis: it is a situation the outcome of which cannot be foreseen.
Well, I have not a clue, other than US is nearing a constitutional crisis.
And if so: nobody can know what will happen next.
For that is the nature of any genuine crisis: it is a situation the outcome of which cannot be foreseen.
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I talked about this on @thetimes.com radio earlier, but even the murder rate has halved since the early 2000s - not that you’d know it!
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I talked about this on @thetimes.com radio earlier, but even the murder rate has halved since the early 2000s - not that you’d know it!
Goodbye my dear friend. Until we meet again…..
January 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Goodbye my dear friend. Until we meet again…..
Maths and Math people. What does this mean?
December 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Maths and Math people. What does this mean?
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Russians executed 5 Ukrainian POWs near Petrivka, Pokrovsk district, on 13 November.
After an assault, the soldiers sought refuge in a house but were captured, forced to surrender, and lie on the ground before being shot by the occupiers.
After an assault, the soldiers sought refuge in a house but were captured, forced to surrender, and lie on the ground before being shot by the occupiers.
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Russians executed 5 Ukrainian POWs near Petrivka, Pokrovsk district, on 13 November.
After an assault, the soldiers sought refuge in a house but were captured, forced to surrender, and lie on the ground before being shot by the occupiers.
After an assault, the soldiers sought refuge in a house but were captured, forced to surrender, and lie on the ground before being shot by the occupiers.
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🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
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In case you’d missed it, the Guardian is now set up here @theguardian.com .
November 16, 2024 at 8:25 PM
In case you’d missed it, the Guardian is now set up here @theguardian.com .