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Ah yes, el famoso Butbol Slub Carcelona
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Uff primera vez que veo uno de estos
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Me he hecho un Shortcut en el teléfono que me manda cada día un email con la previsión del tiempo, eventos en el calendario y cumpleaños en las próximas dos semanas, y funciona como un tiro.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
El otro día salimos del cine y Waze decidió darnos un infarto (no hubo flood ni remotamente)
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
No he tenido ningún problema (¡ninguno!) con la sanidad americana desde que estamos aquí, y de hecho creo que estoy mejor cubierto de lo que estaba en España, pero cruzo los dedos porque este sistema del demonio jamás cruce el Atlántico.
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nos hemos cruzado con un tío de 2’30 o más, el tipo más alto que he visto en mi vida, e iba causando conmoción a su paso. Literamente un señor ha empezado a gritar “he’s magnificent!”
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
¿Estáis viendo The Chair Company? Me enteré de su existencia por un memillo en tiktok y me está encantando
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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this is 1. incredible and 2. basically a silversun pickups song
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Echo de menos innovación y disrupción en lo que viene siendo el Mundo Váter, cuesta creer que hace 40 años los japoneses les pusieran calefacción y chorrito de agua y a nadie se le haya ocurrido nada mejor desde entonces
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me gusta la Steam Machine pero esos dos puertos usb-a en el frontal son verdaderamente nauseabundos
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM