Pedro Pascal de Porto Alegre
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Pedro Pascal de Porto Alegre
@mrdarsie.bsky.social
33 anos. Porto Alegre.

Às vezes bartender, às vezes produtor de eventos, às vezes outras coisas. Dono do Mondo Cane.

Bi. Arromântico. Comunista de apartamento. Capricórnio. Team Instinct.

ele/he/him
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Tunnel Traversal
'Wipeout Pulse'
PlayStation Portable
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Pessoas flertando comigo: "me convida pra ir no teu bar?"

Não tem convite pro bar, é só aparecer. Eu não entendo essa frase! Pra que esperar um convite pra algo que é só aparecer? Se tu quiser ir, só vai!
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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I'm pretty positive on adulthood cause I get to say things from Batman: The Animated Series like "I have a fundraiser to attend" "The Council votes on that tomorrow" and "Oh no! The Riddler!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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finally
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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Provarias a linguicinha do Mr beast?
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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E
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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The comedy streaming service is putting one of its best shows on Blu-ray as an experiment for its fans.
Dropout is trying something Netflix refuses to do
The comedy streaming service is putting one of its best shows on Blu-ray as an experiment for its fans.
www.polygon.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
A resposta mais diva possível
tao me chamando de diva aqui no bar

Olha, eu prefiro q me chamem de musa mas ok
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Acabei de passar por um outdoor escrito
“CONSTELAÇÃO FAMILIAR

para cavalos”

Estou extremamente confuso
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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🔴 URGENTE! Os robôs estão se rebolando contra a humanidade
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Pessoas que quer praticar sports num dia como hoje tem que botar na cadeia
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.

Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Talvez eu tenha que começar a considerar a possibilidade de que eu nunca vou ganhar uma mega sena...
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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fico imaginando o que aconteceria nesse país se fossem adotadas políticas extremamente radicais de a gente ter o mínimo.
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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isso é o que cabeça de planilha não entende: mesmo dentro da lógica capitalista e liberal, política pública é investimento. se as pessoas tiverem o mínimo pra não se foder a vida toda, elas já conseguem fazer coisas incríveis.
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Duas colegas foram com a mesma roupa no trabalho hoje. E não era um outfit muito óbvio não. Como uma é loira e outra morena, chamei elas de Sheila Melo e Sheila Carvalho. Elas me olharam com uma cara de confusas e perguntaram: quem são essas?
a picture of an ancient egyptian king with a picmix watermark on it
ALT: a picture of an ancient egyptian king with a picmix watermark on it
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Not me! I’m not in there!
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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galera

puta que pariu

que cansaço absurdo
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM