Chris Thompson
@mrchrist.bsky.social
“His best since Scary Monsters”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
When you’ve had a rough day and your sweat glands won’t even offer any sweet release.
February 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
When you’ve had a rough day and your sweat glands won’t even offer any sweet release.
THE SWISS!
LIQUID CURLING!
February 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
THE SWISS!
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New "This is fine" just dropped
Britain's King Charles attends fashion designer Tolu Coker's AW26 catwalk show on the opening day of London Fashion Week, in London, Britain, February 19, 2026. 📸 Isabel Infantes
February 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
New "This is fine" just dropped
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Nobody, in the entire history of caring, has ever cared one fraction of a percent about anything as much as he cares about this.
Trump: "I thought when I saw this note -- 'I'm excited to announce that Norway' -- I thought they were going to say they're giving me the Nobel Prize. Oh. This is less exciting. But I don't care. I don't care about Nobel Prize."
February 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Nobody, in the entire history of caring, has ever cared one fraction of a percent about anything as much as he cares about this.
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God I hope this turns up on ‘24hrs in Police Custody’
February 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
God I hope this turns up on ‘24hrs in Police Custody’
In the old days the king would’ve got him out the way by sending him on a crusade. These days the police get involved because of woke.
February 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
In the old days the king would’ve got him out the way by sending him on a crusade. These days the police get involved because of woke.
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Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
February 19, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
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Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
February 19, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
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Staff at Woking Pizza Express: where is he? He’s normally in by now
February 19, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Staff at Woking Pizza Express: where is he? He’s normally in by now
Further drinking in the Nazi bar news.
The increasingly radicalised + racially fixated Elon Musk tells Restore Britain to "go on the offensive" against Reform.
Musk says Restore UK should attack Nigel Farage's party "as English extinctionists who want White eradication".
"That means THEY are the racists, THEY are the Nazis"
Musk says Restore UK should attack Nigel Farage's party "as English extinctionists who want White eradication".
"That means THEY are the racists, THEY are the Nazis"
February 19, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Further drinking in the Nazi bar news.
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All getting a bit like this
February 18, 2026 at 1:35 PM
All getting a bit like this
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Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick, who he previously said was a "fraud", and told his followers that "this man is not to be trusted", his Shadow Chancellor
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick, who he previously said was a "fraud", and told his followers that "this man is not to be trusted", his Shadow Chancellor
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It's galling to contemplate but I really think you have to admit that Musk buying X was an unqualified victory. It can't be exaggerated just how much prominent journalists, pundits, business type, etc. mistake the vibe on X for "how the country is feeling."
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It's galling to contemplate but I really think you have to admit that Musk buying X was an unqualified victory. It can't be exaggerated just how much prominent journalists, pundits, business type, etc. mistake the vibe on X for "how the country is feeling."
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I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are
WARNING ⚠️ Across the country dads continue to make hosepipe ban jokes.
February 15, 2026 at 10:49 AM
WARNING ⚠️ Across the country dads continue to make hosepipe ban jokes.
The track’s too small for 1500m speed skating. It’s chaos.
3,000m relay speed skating - hold my beer.
3,000m relay speed skating - hold my beer.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The track’s too small for 1500m speed skating. It’s chaos.
3,000m relay speed skating - hold my beer.
3,000m relay speed skating - hold my beer.
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Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
There’s already a location in the US for legal proceedings to take place when this administration collapses.
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
There’s already a location in the US for legal proceedings to take place when this administration collapses.
