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“His best since Scary Monsters”

“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
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Self-declared Free Speech Capital of the World Deeply Concerned about European Censorship proposes pre-screening tweets for wrongthink as part of the ESTA application process.

Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The call is coming from inside the house.
just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
First use of “bollocking” in Doctor Who related content?
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ringers out! Say the public. #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Lots of dads looking up from their phones. #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The arrogance of England batsmen. How could *I* be out.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
You have to wonder if most of the English batsman are just made of bravado and dimwittery.
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That was an awful experience. But at least it’s coming home.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Will USA get Epstein Island?
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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This wildly tacky World Cup draw is a grimly fascinating preview of what happens if the aesthetics of fascism finally get their way.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why don’t they start with the lower seeds first for a bit of suspense?
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“I have to say the best of the Beatles”.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What a strange decision to have Rio Ferdinand in this pivotal position.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Starting to want to see all these people in The Hague.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What is this regional sales conference?
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Infantino explaining that’s there’s so many countries playing in this World Cup there’s no need for the traditional ‘warm balls’.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jesus, fuck off
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM