Chris Thompson
@mrchrist.bsky.social
“His best since Scary Monsters”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
“I’m hearing there’s at least one in the room”
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“I’m hearing there’s at least one in the room”
The BBC should give this World Cup draw the gravitas Fifa’s circus deserves and let Alan Partridge do the commentary.
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The BBC should give this World Cup draw the gravitas Fifa’s circus deserves and let Alan Partridge do the commentary.
"You don't have anything from the Allied side?"
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"You don't have anything from the Allied side?"
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
Donald Trump convincingly answering any awkward question.
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Donald Trump convincingly answering any awkward question.
How many more document releases is it going to take?
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
How many more document releases is it going to take?
Great. We’re going to win one game by 60 points and lose all the important matches.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Great. We’re going to win one game by 60 points and lose all the important matches.
I want everyone to know what’s really brilliant and what sucks. Even aliens! - 12 year-old boy king
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I want everyone to know what’s really brilliant and what sucks. Even aliens! - 12 year-old boy king
Unrepresentative advert.
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Unrepresentative advert.
Nice touch by the pope to hang a St. George Cross from a lamppost for the Charles and Camilla.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nice touch by the pope to hang a St. George Cross from a lamppost for the Charles and Camilla.
They’ll be casting the net far and wide for suitable hosts.
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
They’ll be casting the net far and wide for suitable hosts.
Tom’s “very perceptive”? #celebritytraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tom’s “very perceptive”? #celebritytraitors
October 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Guy whose dad fathered a child with his stepsister and on the other side of the family had grandparents who relocated *to* South Africa because of apartheid musing on us over here.
October 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Guy whose dad fathered a child with his stepsister and on the other side of the family had grandparents who relocated *to* South Africa because of apartheid musing on us over here.
These days you can’t build nuclear reactors because of trans
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
These days you can’t build nuclear reactors because of trans
And Nigel Farage is going to do the con again because we have to pander to the fantasies of Britain’s gullible minority.
September 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
And Nigel Farage is going to do the con again because we have to pander to the fantasies of Britain’s gullible minority.
Look how happy every* person is!
*One
*One
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Look how happy every* person is!
*One
*One
Man United being in crisis but the crisis being delivered by Man City.
September 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Man United being in crisis but the crisis being delivered by Man City.
Individual users and government institutions need to just get off Elon Musk’s X. There’s no positive value to be had engaging with anything he owns.
September 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Individual users and government institutions need to just get off Elon Musk’s X. There’s no positive value to be had engaging with anything he owns.