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@darthbluesky.bsky.social Bonzo sends greetings since leaving the horrid n*zi site.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Bonzo sends greetings since leaving the horrid n*zi site.
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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I don't have a script for this one but have added alt text here
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I don't have a script for this one but have added alt text here
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
Feels like we may be seeing Labour commit the world's first electoral suicide by brass band.
September 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Feels like we may be seeing Labour commit the world's first electoral suicide by brass band.
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“When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
America can’t say it wasn’t warned.
America can’t say it wasn’t warned.
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
America can’t say it wasn’t warned.
America can’t say it wasn’t warned.
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When they shutoff the LLMs some people's emails are gonna be like "me client, me want deliverable, you make good, you incorporate brand strategy"
August 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When they shutoff the LLMs some people's emails are gonna be like "me client, me want deliverable, you make good, you incorporate brand strategy"
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This year's Green Man might be the Welsh festival's finest edition yet, says Julian Marszalek, as they report back on top drawer sets from CMAT, caroline, Joshua Idehen, Beth Gibbons, Underworld and many more
#GreenMan 2025 Reviewed
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#GreenMan 2025 Reviewed
buff.ly/vABPID9
August 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This year's Green Man might be the Welsh festival's finest edition yet, says Julian Marszalek, as they report back on top drawer sets from CMAT, caroline, Joshua Idehen, Beth Gibbons, Underworld and many more
#GreenMan 2025 Reviewed
buff.ly/vABPID9
#GreenMan 2025 Reviewed
buff.ly/vABPID9
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Democrats writing letters
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Democrats writing letters
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Please note your rate is now rounded up or down to the nearest 5 or 10.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
July 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please note your rate is now rounded up or down to the nearest 5 or 10.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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As 27 are arrested in London, we are just 6 days away from the annual night of UK public-funded fire burning, where minorities will be demonised, effigies and flags will be burned and paramilitaries will be in attendance.
Oh, you didn't know they get public money for their bonfires?
Yep.
Oh, you didn't know they get public money for their bonfires?
Yep.
July 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
As 27 are arrested in London, we are just 6 days away from the annual night of UK public-funded fire burning, where minorities will be demonised, effigies and flags will be burned and paramilitaries will be in attendance.
Oh, you didn't know they get public money for their bonfires?
Yep.
Oh, you didn't know they get public money for their bonfires?
Yep.
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If they haven’t had a million cat videos by the end of the week then I will be very disappointed in Great Britain.
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If they haven’t had a million cat videos by the end of the week then I will be very disappointed in Great Britain.
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Noble Chafer Beetle - I think? Bravely found by my dog in North London. Flew away ok after photo session! #London #UK #Nature #Wildlife #UKWildlife #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #Beetle #Entomology
May 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Noble Chafer Beetle - I think? Bravely found by my dog in North London. Flew away ok after photo session! #London #UK #Nature #Wildlife #UKWildlife #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #Beetle #Entomology
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Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
The entire administration is going to be staffed by Fox News hosts
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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If he ruins the Lucille Bluth banana joke I will never forgive him
April 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If he ruins the Lucille Bluth banana joke I will never forgive him
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Solid edit on TikTok
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Solid edit on TikTok
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I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
March 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
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I will never forget.
February 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I will never forget.
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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And now for Tomorrow's Government
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[Title panel like old Tomorrow's World ident font]:
TOMORROW’S GOVERNMENT
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KEIR STARMER [dressed in 70s suit as old tomorrow's world type presenter]:
Government, government, government. Why's it so *hard*, Rachel?
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RACHEL REEVES:
Haha it is Keir, isn’t it? Well, maybe not for long…
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REEVES:
In the future, a new invention called ‘AI’ might make it sort of not hard in a vague way possibly.
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REEVES:
AI is named after its inventor, Alan Illintent - who’s joined us to demonstrate his machine
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[We see a TECH BRO called Alan Illintent, next to a massive 1970s type computer with a big black screen and two buttons, red and green, for a keyboard. At the back of the machine is a big black cloth]
REEVES:
So Alan's going to climb under this cloth here
[Alan climbs under a black cloth at the back of the machine)
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REEVES:
And then you simply speak your wish into the machine.
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[KEIR leans in close to the computer's microphone]:
Ahem
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STARMER:
Please can you grow my economy.
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ON SCREEN - in green letters on black screen
INPUT ALL NHS DATA?
Y/N
[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP
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REPLACE ALL JOBS?
Y/N
[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP
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GIVE ME YR MONEY?
Y/N
[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP
STARMER:
Is it working?
ALAN ILLINTENT [popping out from under his sheet]:
You’re doing great](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicu3ge45jtfu5m36wzkjwdul5woq4iemgzjmoi2y6p4ze66t2ealy@jpeg)
February 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
And now for Tomorrow's Government
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‘Soft Spot’ is out and streaming across all platforms now. linktr.ee/jmsn
November 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
‘Soft Spot’ is out and streaming across all platforms now. linktr.ee/jmsn
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Elon Musk is a good example of how terrible people become increasingly radicalized into the far right simply because the far right is a community that accepts cruel, terrible people.
It's tempting to say Elon is going "mask off", but I'd wager Elon didn't know who Tommy Robinson was 5 years ago. 1/
It's tempting to say Elon is going "mask off", but I'd wager Elon didn't know who Tommy Robinson was 5 years ago. 1/
January 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Elon Musk is a good example of how terrible people become increasingly radicalized into the far right simply because the far right is a community that accepts cruel, terrible people.
It's tempting to say Elon is going "mask off", but I'd wager Elon didn't know who Tommy Robinson was 5 years ago. 1/
It's tempting to say Elon is going "mask off", but I'd wager Elon didn't know who Tommy Robinson was 5 years ago. 1/
Apple Image Playground is absolute nonsense. Prompted "jumping" and "shark". Err, thanks.
December 13, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Apple Image Playground is absolute nonsense. Prompted "jumping" and "shark". Err, thanks.
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