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Just revisit all the fruity shit Craig and Mikkelsen were getting up to behind the scenes and stick it in cinemas.
-- “There was this scene where I tickled his balls with a rope,” Mikkelsen said. “We had so many ideas and the director just looked at us: ‘Guys, come back. It’s a Bond movie’.” --
-- “There was this scene where I tickled his balls with a rope,” Mikkelsen said. “We had so many ideas and the director just looked at us: ‘Guys, come back. It’s a Bond movie’.” --
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just revisit all the fruity shit Craig and Mikkelsen were getting up to behind the scenes and stick it in cinemas.
-- “There was this scene where I tickled his balls with a rope,” Mikkelsen said. “We had so many ideas and the director just looked at us: ‘Guys, come back. It’s a Bond movie’.” --
-- “There was this scene where I tickled his balls with a rope,” Mikkelsen said. “We had so many ideas and the director just looked at us: ‘Guys, come back. It’s a Bond movie’.” --
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M: Goldfinger is in our sights. Take the shot!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
M: Goldfinger is in our sights. Take the shot!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
You should let me write Bond. I will make sure it pisses off all the right people
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You should let me write Bond. I will make sure it pisses off all the right people
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Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
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November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I feel writers need to fucking remember that they are essentially god. Do whatever the fuck you want!
Bring him back in a vat like in Austin powers! Idk... have fun!
Bring him back in a vat like in Austin powers! Idk... have fun!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I feel writers need to fucking remember that they are essentially god. Do whatever the fuck you want!
Bring him back in a vat like in Austin powers! Idk... have fun!
Bring him back in a vat like in Austin powers! Idk... have fun!
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Surprised clown (monoprint/drawing)
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Surprised clown (monoprint/drawing)
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This right here would save the BBC
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This right here would save the BBC
If anything, my sympathies have grown since seeing the pic
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
If anything, my sympathies have grown since seeing the pic
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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This is one of the last times you can post this
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is one of the last times you can post this
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Ventured I to Wistman's Wood
Where grim Odin doth ride out
And drive his devil hounds across
River and the Tors
Seeking willing party for the Hunt
And chase across the moors.
Where grim Odin doth ride out
And drive his devil hounds across
River and the Tors
Seeking willing party for the Hunt
And chase across the moors.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ventured I to Wistman's Wood
Where grim Odin doth ride out
And drive his devil hounds across
River and the Tors
Seeking willing party for the Hunt
And chase across the moors.
Where grim Odin doth ride out
And drive his devil hounds across
River and the Tors
Seeking willing party for the Hunt
And chase across the moors.
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Mouse cocked their gun,
by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there....
by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there....
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Mouse cocked their gun,
by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there....
by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there....
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fucking loathe how your own parents refuse to see your humanity when you're trans. feeling # triggered and can't put into words how angry this makes me. absolutely fucking evil woman
She has a rationale for it as part of her book promo.
Bonus: she's friends with the mom of one the killers.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Bonus: she's friends with the mom of one the killers.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
fucking loathe how your own parents refuse to see your humanity when you're trans. feeling # triggered and can't put into words how angry this makes me. absolutely fucking evil woman
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Cw: Esther Ghey shamelessly deadnaming her daughter, Brianna
Esther doesn't care, not about her daughter's cause of death, not that she died, that she was murdered, it's not about Brianna at all for her
What she cares about is banning phones and isolating children
Esther doesn't care, not about her daughter's cause of death, not that she died, that she was murdered, it's not about Brianna at all for her
What she cares about is banning phones and isolating children
She has a rationale for it as part of her book promo.
Bonus: she's friends with the mom of one the killers.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Bonus: she's friends with the mom of one the killers.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Cw: Esther Ghey shamelessly deadnaming her daughter, Brianna
Esther doesn't care, not about her daughter's cause of death, not that she died, that she was murdered, it's not about Brianna at all for her
What she cares about is banning phones and isolating children
Esther doesn't care, not about her daughter's cause of death, not that she died, that she was murdered, it's not about Brianna at all for her
What she cares about is banning phones and isolating children
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Esther Ghey is a useless, abysmal woman. An utter traitor to her daughter.
I hope ignoring your daughter's actual cause of death is bringing you lots of comfort 💜
I hope ignoring your daughter's actual cause of death is bringing you lots of comfort 💜
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Esther Ghey is a useless, abysmal woman. An utter traitor to her daughter.
I hope ignoring your daughter's actual cause of death is bringing you lots of comfort 💜
I hope ignoring your daughter's actual cause of death is bringing you lots of comfort 💜
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You can call this "folk horror" but the truth is, it's not really scary, and it's definitely not horrible. It's fun and creative. The only real fear I felt while I was there was when I was looking at the huge threatening St George's flag flying from the hilltop above: www.tom-cox.com/nothing-cold...
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
You can call this "folk horror" but the truth is, it's not really scary, and it's definitely not horrible. It's fun and creative. The only real fear I felt while I was there was when I was looking at the huge threatening St George's flag flying from the hilltop above: www.tom-cox.com/nothing-cold...
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So a transphobe is threatening @northwestbylines.co.uk with defamation over this 100% accurate and factual piece of Journalism.
Support us by sharing it far and wide 🏳️⚧️
northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
Support us by sharing it far and wide 🏳️⚧️
northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
A demonstration of compassion and unity by the trans and cis community
Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So a transphobe is threatening @northwestbylines.co.uk with defamation over this 100% accurate and factual piece of Journalism.
Support us by sharing it far and wide 🏳️⚧️
northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
Support us by sharing it far and wide 🏳️⚧️
northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
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Sunday mornings are the worst times now. The house is achingly empty. I'm almost tempted to go into work just so I don't have to be here alone.
I've had this in the drafts for a while. One month after she went seems like a good time to publish. ❤️
The Unbearable Weight of Small Absences
This morning my dog Jingles wasn’t in the kitchen while I was making coffee.
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Sunday mornings are the worst times now. The house is achingly empty. I'm almost tempted to go into work just so I don't have to be here alone.
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This might have been true 20 years ago. Unfortunately it is no longer the case. As the people whose actual memories of war have died, we've replaced sombre remembrance with fascist purity tests and crass celebrations of violence.
One of the most precious things about Remembrance is that it sets no political tests.
It asks only that we "remember", and that we do so in the silence of our own thoughts.
It doesn't dictate what we remember, how we remember or what lessons we draw.
That's between ourselves and our conscience.🧵
It asks only that we "remember", and that we do so in the silence of our own thoughts.
It doesn't dictate what we remember, how we remember or what lessons we draw.
That's between ourselves and our conscience.🧵
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This might have been true 20 years ago. Unfortunately it is no longer the case. As the people whose actual memories of war have died, we've replaced sombre remembrance with fascist purity tests and crass celebrations of violence.
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Folks, big news - you can print your own custom records for this bad boy
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Folks, big news - you can print your own custom records for this bad boy