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They/them
It is also terrifying, since it basically confirms our entire state apparatus is vulnerable and held up by dreams and sellotape.

But I guess I contain multitudes
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Just revisit all the fruity shit Craig and Mikkelsen were getting up to behind the scenes and stick it in cinemas.

-- “There was this scene where I tickled his balls with a rope,” Mikkelsen said. “We had so many ideas and the director just looked at us: ‘Guys, come back. It’s a Bond movie’.” --
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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M: Goldfinger is in our sights. Take the shot!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This pan out would be considered too on the nose in a satire
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Mouse cocked their gun,
by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there....
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM