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I hate abbrevs
He/him
Excuse me?
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This is absolutely criminal and simply cannot be true.
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Absolutely mental subject line, but on the other hand this is the first time I’ve opened an email from Glassdoor in …maybe ever? So good job I guess.

Was very tempted to hit the “read more” but I resisted.
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
No rivers, so I guess I get to rep Mill Creek (because probably no one else will be) coastalreview.org/2019/05/the-...
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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It’s gotta feel really good to be so hated that you have to wear a mask in public all of the time so your neighbors don’t know what your job is.
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
When the boys get together, you better fucking believe we’re gonna be eating some crackers.
how about a feast but it's just for the fellas
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
"Everyone's 12 theory" except for Trump, who's 4.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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old gen x guy yelling "JESUS AND MARY CHAIN!" when he hurts his back in the garage
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Finally watching ER and all I’m thinking about is how there surely must have been a tumblr devoted to Dr. Doug Ross’s ties.
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
What the fuck are you talking about? We had two days with highs in the mid 30s. It’s not been cold. It should not be in the high 60s in January. This shit sucks.
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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don't be ridiculous
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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I have to say, watching a documentary about Chevy Chase is not high on my list of priorities
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Can’t believe the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The crazy long thread of winter scenes in classic JRPGs 🌨️❄️☃️

1. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
2. Final Fantasy 6 (SNES)
3. Final Fantasy 7 (PS1)
4. Final Fantasy 9 (PS1)
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I need publications to stop acting like this is something new. I've never known anyone who wants to date someone with a drastically different worldview. People have always dated people with compatible political and religious beliefs.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 13d
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed to profit
USPS is not supposed
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.

It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.

USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Going to the internet store to pick up some internets, anyone need anything?
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM