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It’s not a great deal if you don’t need it. And especially this year, others really need support. So for all of us who have enough, let’s refuse to get sucked into the holiday shopping frenzy and share instead of shop. We don’t need more stuff, we need communities where all our neighbors are safe.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Children are the most vulnerable, most oppressed class of people. If you don't like to see them in public it's because you're a hateful bigot and you need to seek help 💫
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.

But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I remember a time, not all that long ago, when instead of wanting to kill us our government was like, "would you like a free covid test?"
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
sometimes i feel insecure about the quality of my work and therefore a great deal of imposter's syndrome. but then a white man submits a report featuring a trendline with an R^2 value of 0.04. ZERO pt ZERO FOUR. #ibelong
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Pink empress Mantis
October 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
picking my nose on my couch as if i don't have a giant window and no curtains and neighbors walking idly by
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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the girls are fightinggg (for their rights)
September 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
✨blocking ppl who post AI ""art"" ✨
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef. Chicken and Vegetable

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire
August 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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rightfully I assume kid-haters are just horrifically unfunny people on a soul level cuz kids pop out the womb doing free stand up comedy. I’m sorry that somewhere in your upbringing you lost your divine right of jesters but that’s not their fault
August 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I’m not entertaining any 2028 speculation until July 2027, as that will mark six months of Congress post-midterms.

We are not even 250 days into this administration and y’all are claiming that we have to settle on our fighter right now. Unserious people.
August 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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We can put a man on the moon, but can we put a lobster in a postbox? Top scientists say: "stop calling here"
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful
July 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
space is too woke. science is too woke !!!
July 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM