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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I am out of the office but checking emails. Responses may be slower than usual. If your matter is urgent, please feel free to look upon my works and despair.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and see it, say it, sorted.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I am out of the office but checking emails. Responses may be slower than usual. If your matter is urgent, please feel free to look upon my works and despair.
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The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us
@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social ...how the hell do we rouge to win the game now? Is it still the CFL when the field's only 100 yards?
September 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social ...how the hell do we rouge to win the game now? Is it still the CFL when the field's only 100 yards?
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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Twitter is owned by a neo-Nazi, the LA Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal are owned by pro-Trump billionaires, and CBS News will soon be run by a far-right Likud extremist. American media still has a liberal bias problem.
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Twitter is owned by a neo-Nazi, the LA Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal are owned by pro-Trump billionaires, and CBS News will soon be run by a far-right Likud extremist. American media still has a liberal bias problem.
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
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Your English teacher's favorite book and your gym teacher's favorite book are getting married 🧨
August 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Your English teacher's favorite book and your gym teacher's favorite book are getting married 🧨
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
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The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for the DOJ at SACKERFICE
DOJ just argued in the MSPB/NLRB case that they have a strong likelihood of success because 'if we have a 40% chance of success on two separate issues, that combines to a 65% chance of success on the merits.' What an absurd argument.
March 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for the DOJ at SACKERFICE
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Saw this somewhere months ago but feel that it is apt now
February 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Saw this somewhere months ago but feel that it is apt now
Trump is chaotic evil, whereas Addison is lawful evil, so this tracks...
The leopards eating faces thing is really so accurate
A nice op-ed attacking Trump by some guy named Mitch McC— … wait what??
February 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Trump is chaotic evil, whereas Addison is lawful evil, so this tracks...