Morgendorks: A Daria Podcast
@morgendorks.bsky.social
Like Daria? So do we! So much so that we talked about it. A lot.
what's the opposite of flying a flag at half-staff
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
what's the opposite of flying a flag at half-staff
dang they never told me they were gonna let @alexnavarro.bsky.social start writing the nyt crossword
February 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
dang they never told me they were gonna let @alexnavarro.bsky.social start writing the nyt crossword
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
a quick ranking:
s-tier: watermelon. godlike. unbeatable. the perfect fruit.
b-tier: honeydew. delicious. refreshing. a bit basic, but loveable.
f-tier: cantaloupe. trash. literal garbage. the laura loomer of fruits.
s-tier: watermelon. godlike. unbeatable. the perfect fruit.
b-tier: honeydew. delicious. refreshing. a bit basic, but loveable.
f-tier: cantaloupe. trash. literal garbage. the laura loomer of fruits.
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 PM
a quick ranking:
s-tier: watermelon. godlike. unbeatable. the perfect fruit.
b-tier: honeydew. delicious. refreshing. a bit basic, but loveable.
f-tier: cantaloupe. trash. literal garbage. the laura loomer of fruits.
s-tier: watermelon. godlike. unbeatable. the perfect fruit.
b-tier: honeydew. delicious. refreshing. a bit basic, but loveable.
f-tier: cantaloupe. trash. literal garbage. the laura loomer of fruits.
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
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Fun fact: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
Greek athletes had a whole system, called dog tying, of tying the foreskin to keep the penis from bouncing around with exposed glans while doing their nude athlete stuff.
There were several different fashionable trends in how you could tie the penis.
Greek athletes had a whole system, called dog tying, of tying the foreskin to keep the penis from bouncing around with exposed glans while doing their nude athlete stuff.
There were several different fashionable trends in how you could tie the penis.
Kynodesme - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Fun fact: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
Greek athletes had a whole system, called dog tying, of tying the foreskin to keep the penis from bouncing around with exposed glans while doing their nude athlete stuff.
There were several different fashionable trends in how you could tie the penis.
Greek athletes had a whole system, called dog tying, of tying the foreskin to keep the penis from bouncing around with exposed glans while doing their nude athlete stuff.
There were several different fashionable trends in how you could tie the penis.
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this is where the magic happens
November 7, 2023 at 1:13 AM
this is where the magic happens
at what age would you say someone is too young to remember what a pain in the ass it used to be changing web browsers
i guess a more succinctly phrased question would be when would you say changing web browsers became a simple thing instead of a heinous task
i guess a more succinctly phrased question would be when would you say changing web browsers became a simple thing instead of a heinous task
October 25, 2023 at 12:14 PM
at what age would you say someone is too young to remember what a pain in the ass it used to be changing web browsers
i guess a more succinctly phrased question would be when would you say changing web browsers became a simple thing instead of a heinous task
i guess a more succinctly phrased question would be when would you say changing web browsers became a simple thing instead of a heinous task
a lesson in kerning (2023)
October 16, 2023 at 8:52 PM
a lesson in kerning (2023)
you ever randomly think about the mortality of your very alive pet and just completely lose your shit
October 7, 2023 at 2:11 PM
you ever randomly think about the mortality of your very alive pet and just completely lose your shit
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I made this. It took forever.
August 6, 2023 at 5:59 PM
I made this. It took forever.
at the phillies game and just heard a father comforting his child, who was frightened by the Phillie Phanatic: "it's okay, you'll get used to him"
August 9, 2023 at 10:27 PM
at the phillies game and just heard a father comforting his child, who was frightened by the Phillie Phanatic: "it's okay, you'll get used to him"
mario movie trip report: it was fine and silly and crammed about as many references into 100 minutes as it could. basically all that could've been expected. very much here for Princess Peach's Asswhoopin' Era.
August 7, 2023 at 9:53 PM
mario movie trip report: it was fine and silly and crammed about as many references into 100 minutes as it could. basically all that could've been expected. very much here for Princess Peach's Asswhoopin' Era.
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
coraline and mirrormask are the same movie
i love them both
i love them both
August 7, 2023 at 3:16 AM
coraline and mirrormask are the same movie
i love them both
i love them both
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The old rule used to be "if you're not paying, you're the product" but I think at this point we should all just assume that we're always the product no matter what, and paying just demonstrates that we're products that will pay for things.
August 7, 2023 at 2:26 AM
The old rule used to be "if you're not paying, you're the product" but I think at this point we should all just assume that we're always the product no matter what, and paying just demonstrates that we're products that will pay for things.
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man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall
king: who?
man: the big egg guy
king: the what
man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together
king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on
king: who?
man: the big egg guy
king: the what
man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together
king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on
July 17, 2023 at 11:05 PM
man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall
king: who?
man: the big egg guy
king: the what
man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together
king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on
king: who?
man: the big egg guy
king: the what
man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together
king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on
i love how if you're rich enough you can just do any dumb destructive shit you want and write it off as 'pushing the limits of innovation'
The sub could only kill 6ish people at a time, but a spaceship...
July 29, 2023 at 12:18 AM
i love how if you're rich enough you can just do any dumb destructive shit you want and write it off as 'pushing the limits of innovation'
okay well i guess let's see how this goes
July 28, 2023 at 8:37 PM
okay well i guess let's see how this goes