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genadoesthings.bsky.social
Root Beer Sandwich
@genadoesthings.bsky.social
Co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast, writer, too old for this shit. She/her, don’t be an a-hole.
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Welcome new followers! I will almost certainly disappoint you.
Now you know that if someone actually asked Elon what his favorite book is, he’d probably say The Art of War or some shit
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Like a loud Michael Bay movie”
[Daft Punk “Get Lucky” voice] 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yes you should not forget to do this
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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🔥 @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social : "Y’all get it now?? Do you understand what’s possible? I don't wanna hear no more 'my vote doesn't matter. Nothing ever changes.' Look what happens when you participate. We win everything. There are more of us… for the rest of your damn life, you gotta vote.”
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I love when rich assholes threaten to leave New York City or California or wherever like they haven’t figured out yet how much ordinary people hate them and how it’s actually hurting their cause
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cittarelli probably should have had a more substantial platform than “I’ll be the Trumpiest Trump who ever Trumped a Trump”
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The fact that Cuomo isn’t loudly and repeatedly rejecting these last-minute “endorsements” from Trump, Miller, and Musk is nutzzzzzzzzzz
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Could it be he also had ample time to get it covered with a flower or a butterfly or some shit?
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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My dad sent me this
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He built a giant boy, you won’t believe what happened next
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM